I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips
Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips
Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips