Logo
Quote by Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

Category:
Men
Author
Emo Philips
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
alone
category

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone. – Chuck Palahniuk

Category:
alone

Recommend to your children virtue that alone can make them happy, not gold. – Ludwig van Beethoven

Category:
alone

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. – Confucius

Category:
alone

Be able to live alone, even if you dont want to and think you will never find it necessary. – Marilyn vos Savant

Category:
alone

Random Quotes

Im a filmmaker who decided to go to culinary school. All I picked up was the fact if I didnt understand what was going on with every single ingredient, I could be qualifying for, like, the lunch food job at my daughters school. – Alton Brown

Category:
Food

Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods. – George W. Bush

Category:
Nature

I think women look for that quality in a man of being a good dad whether theyre immediately wanting to be a parent or not. – Emily VanCamp

Category:
dad

I always know whats happening on the court. I see a situation occur, and I respond. – Larry Bird

Category:
Observation