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Quote by Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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I think that in itself is kind of an amazing achievement to be able to say that your full-time career is in any creative arts, let alone a show that has kept people interested for coming on four seasons and hopefully more. – Anna Paquin

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Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control these three alone lead one to sovereign power. – Alfred Lord Tennyson

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Fear of serious injury alone cannot justify oppression of free speech and assembly. Men feared witches and burnt women. It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears. – Louis D. Brandeis

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Weve just got to be careful – with all sports, let alone cricket – I think theres so much emphasis on doing the right thing all the time, but I think the public want to be entertained when they come to watch sport. – Shane Warne

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Americans oppose Obamacare because they understand that it is inconsistent with our liberties and our idea of limited government and that it will destroy the best health care system in the world. – David Limbaugh

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The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything… or nothing. – Nancy Astor

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