Quote by Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Its always easier if you have the support of your family, if youre not alone. I came from a country that has been through a lot of troubles in the last 20 to 30 years, but we have been through them together. – Novak Djokovic

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Loneliness expresses the pain of being alone and solitude expresses the glory of being alone. – Paul Tillich

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Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, Id start writing poems about suicide. – Jack Nicholson

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As regards parents, I should like to see them as highly educated as possible, and I do not restrict this remark to fathers alone. – Quintilian

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