I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips
You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips
We talk a lot on Biggest Loser about how fitness is a natural antidepressant, how it burns off stress. What I like about running is that it gives me time alone. Im always busy, with people at work, with my kids. I love getting out for a run by myself and just listening to my music. – Alison Sweeney