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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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smile
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Emo Philips
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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

Category:
good
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Emo Philips
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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Men
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alone
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Let your mind alone, and see what happens. – Virgil Thomson

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alone

Im more like my father, personality-wise. But my mom and I get alone really well – obviously, because my mom and my dad get along so well. – Jenna Bush

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alone

Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

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alone

I feel less alone when I read the books of Ratzinger. – Oriana Fallaci

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alone

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Customs and convictions change respectable people are the last to know, or to admit, the change, and the ones most offended by fresh reflections of the facts in the mirror of art. – John Updike

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Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales, so is the other. – Francis Bacon

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Nothing in life means anything unless someone cares, and the whole trick is to keep being that someone. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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As an actor, I travel around a lot and live in a lot of hotels, and many times Ive been in a town where the only entertainment to be had is what you find in the hotel bar or lobby. – Beau Bridges

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