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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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Women
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Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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Im not into watching stuff I did last week, let alone three or four years ago. – Chris Hemsworth

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I love photo sessions. Im alone, Im the queen, everyones taking care of me. – Eva Herzigova

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Scholarship was one thing, drudgery another. I very soon concluded that nothing would induce me to read, let alone make notes on, hundreds and hundreds of very, very, very boring books. – Simon Raven

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I restore myself when Im alone. – Marilyn Monroe

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God made time, but man made haste. – Irish Proverb

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A photograph is usually looked at — seldom looked into. – Ansel Adams

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Theres no quick or magical way to lose weight. You just have to do it the natural way – diet and exercise and stick to it – and be able to do it at your own pace. – Jordin Sparks

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