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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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When I walked to school in the mornings I would start out alone but would pick up four other boys along the way. We would set out together after school across the village green. – Roald Dahl

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I do not come bearing a party label on my sleeve – or a quick fix in my back pocket. I do not come with a rigid ideology in my heart – or a soul that tells me to go it alone. I do not come to uproot tradition – or to be imprisoned by it. – Ted Kulongoski

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Because for whatever reason, even though I want to stay home all the time and be left alone, I want to tell the world who I am now. – Fiona Apple

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Buddhism notes that it is always a mistake to think your soul can go it alone. – Annie Dillard

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I think you go through a period as a teenager of being quite cool and unaffected by things. – Miranda Otto

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What’s the good of news if you haven’t a sister to share it? – Jenny DeVries

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