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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips

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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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Grant that I may not pray alone with the mouth help me that I may pray from the depths of my heart. – Martin Luther

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The best thing Ive learned is, if youre going out, never go out alone – you leave yourself vulnerable. If youve got someone else there you trust, they can say, be wary of that person. I probably used to be too trusting of people. – Daniel Radcliffe

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Before the throne of the Almighty, man will be judged not by his acts but by his intentions. For God alone reads our hearts. – Mahatma Gandhi

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No harm comes to man from outside alone: dumbness is the objective spirit. – Theodor Adorno

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And whosoever of you will be the chiefest, shall be servant of all. Mark 10:44 – Bible

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Remote villages and communities have lost their identity, and their peace and charm have been sacrificed to that worst of abominations, the automobile. – James Norman Hall

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Its true, theres a lot of melancholy in my music. I dont know why, Im not a melancholy person. Ive always been drawn to it. Ever since I was a kid, if I had an album I would play the ballads on repeat. – Norah Jones

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