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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Unlike a drop of water which loses its identity when it joins the ocean, man does not lose his being in the society in which he lives. Mans life is independent. He is born not for the development of the society alone, but for the development of his self. – B. R. Ambedkar

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No nation can meet the worlds challenges alone. – Hillary Clinton

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Perhaps our own opposition to even the level of European integration we have now, let alone any more, is well known. – Nigel Farage

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Never to lie is to have no lock on your door, you are never wholly alone. – Elizabeth Bowen

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