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User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry

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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. – Michael Sinz

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Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups. – Author Unknown

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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows. – Author Unknown

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Why did the sysadmin cross the road? To get coffee, why else would one be outside? – Author Unknown

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