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User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry

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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim. – Edsger W. Dijkstra

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Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. – Author Unknown

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In God we trust, all others we virus scan. – Author Unknown

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The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. – Author Unknown

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Without labor nothing prospers. – Sophocles

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My dad read the Bible ten times, and I want to do it in my lifetime. But its definitely tough getting through. – Pamela Anderson

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