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User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2. – Fred Blechman

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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows. – Author Unknown

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