User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry
The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry