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User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry

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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. – Author Unknown

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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. – Michael Sinz

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RAM disk is not an installation procedure. – Author Unknown

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Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. – Jeff Pesis

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I dont think Ill ever be comfortable with the idea of being famous. – Alison Lohman

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