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User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry

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Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry

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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

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In God we trust, all others we virus scan. – Author Unknown

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There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence. – Jeremy S. Anderson

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