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User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows. – Author Unknown

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In God we trust, all others we virus scan. – Author Unknown

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