Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love
The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics. – Jason Love

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love
The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics. – Jason Love
Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. – Jason Love
So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free. – Jason Love
Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they have become temporarily inhumane, who are tormented by their families, who find life sad and love ephemeral; they should all eat chocolate and they will be comforted. – Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin