Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. – Jason Love

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. – Jason Love
So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free. – Jason Love
Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? – Jason Love