Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love
I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV. – Jason Love

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love
I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV. – Jason Love
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. – Jason Love
The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics. – Jason Love