Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. – Jason Love

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. – Jason Love
I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV. – Jason Love
A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such a speed, it feels an impulsion… .this is the place to go now. But the sky knows the reason and the patterns behind all clouds, and you will know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons. – Richard Bach
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didnt stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Homer, and Homer chose me, so he lent me his name even though I didnt have his blood. – Beth Ditto