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Quotes by

Jason Love

I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV. – Jason Love

The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics. – Jason Love

Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. – Jason Love

October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. – Jason Love

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. – Jason Love

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. – Jason Love

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate. – Jason Love

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love

Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? – Jason Love

So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free. – Jason Love