Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. – Sandra Boynton
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces. – Judith Viorst
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. – Author Unknown
Fruit only angers my need for chocolate. – Jason Love
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. – Emily Luchetti
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is. – Author Unknown
Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can. – Author Unknown
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. – Author Unknown
Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! – Terry Moore
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. – Truman Capote
Money may talk, but chocolate sings. – Author Unknown
God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate. – Author Unknown
At no other time has Nature concentrated such a wealth of valuable nourishment into such a small space as in the cocoa bean. – Alexander von Humboldt
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. – Sandra Boynton
Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile. – Author Unknown
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex. – Alicia Silverstone
Sometimes, eating a thick slice of chocolate fudge cake with ice cream makes you a better person. – Dr.SunWolf, 2012 tweet, professorsunwolf.com
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love
Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt. – Sandra Boynton