Quote by Andy Rooney
I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard t

I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. – Andy Rooney

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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you cant eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as progress, doesnt spread. – Andy Rooney

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Time and the hour run through the roughest day. – William Shakespeare

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My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. – Andy Rooney

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