Quote by Andy Rooney
I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard t

I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. – Andy Rooney

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