When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips