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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive h

When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

Category:
good
Author
Emo Philips
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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. – Benjamin Franklin

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The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school. – Alice Cooper

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I love Adele, I want her to be my best friend. She could come to the U.S., live with me and sing to me every morning. – Amber Riley

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Every morning I wake at 6am or 6.30am, champing at the bit. – John Grisham

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Life well spent is long. – Leonardo da Vinci

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Stay humble. Always answer your phone – no matter who else is in the car. – Jack Lemmon

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