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Quote by Emo Philips
When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive h

When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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When I go out clubbing I can dance til three oclock in the morning with just a water bottle in my hand. I love dancing to anything with a good beat really. My favorite song to dance to at the moment is probably Drakes Best I Ever Had. – Jordin Sparks

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I never really drank coffee in college, but now Im on my feet all day and out all night and cant believe it hasnt always been in my life. When morning comes I crave it. – Gail Simmons

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I had to get up run in the morning for 2 hours, go to the gym and also get good opponents as sparring partners because Im a big believer in that how you train is how you will fight at least when it came to me thats how it worked. – Alexis Arguello

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Each morning my characters greet me with misty faces willing, though chilled, to muster for another days progress through the dazzling quicksand the marsh of blank paper. – John Updike

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