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Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather stra

Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, I believe, three times. – Ovid

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They put me on the shift where they thought I could do the least harm, midnight to eight in the morning. Although the hours were lousy, they were perfect for an apprentice reporter. – Andrea Mitchell

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He, who every morning plans the transactions of the day, and follows that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through a labyrinth of the most busy life. – Victor Hugo

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