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Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather stra

Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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A clear cold morning with high wind: we caught in a trap a large gray wolf, and last night obtained in the same way a fox who had for some time infested the neighbourhood of the fort. – Meriwether Lewis

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Fashion should be something that in the morning, when you open your window, you say, Oh fantastic, sun! Then you take your shower, you say, OK fantastic, which colour I wear today because I feel happy? This should be fashion. – Roberto Cavalli

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Morning

Im sorry I didnt wear paint this morning. I tend not to wear it unless Im getting highly paid. – Tyne Daly

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Morning

Remember my first tenet in getting dressed is how you feel in the morning. So if youre not being true blue to that, it usually shows. – Pharrell Williams

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