Quote by Emo Philips
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather stra

Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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Morning
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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Men
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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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Every year, August lashes out in volcanic fury, rising with the din of morning traffic, its great metallic wings smashing against the ground, heating the air with ever-increasing intensity. – Henry Rollins

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Just before dawn I have the world all to myself. – Terri Guillemets

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You know, I mean this sincerely, you know, Im so grateful that I get to get up in the morning and do this, you know, and write books. – Don Winslow

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Morning

Im going to get up every morning at 6:30 to work out. Then, when Ive kept with it all week, I give myself something I really want, like a new handbag or a piece of jewelry Im coveting. – Molly Sims

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O, she will sing the savageness out of a bear! – William Shakespeare

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