Quote by Emo Philips
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather stra

Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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Men
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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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smile
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Other Quotes from
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Our systems are all go. At 9:30 Monday morning trading will resume on both markets, and the message will be given to criminals who foisted this on America that they lost. – Richard Grasso

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Morning

When you awaken some morning and hear that somebody or other has been discovered, you can put it down as a fact that he discovered himself years ago – since that time he has been toiling, working, and striving to make himself worthy of general discovery. – James Whitcomb Riley

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Morning

Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything Ive had to deal with in politics. – Ann Richards

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Morning

Let me tell you, it is still morning in America. It just happens to be kind of a head pounding, hung over for four hours in America – and its shaping up to be a nasty day, but its still morning in America. – Glenn Beck

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Morning

Random Quotes

To teach well, we need not say all that we know, Successful teachers are effective in spite of the psychological theories they suffer under. – Proverb

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Teaching

Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin. – Ned Rorem

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Humor

It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live. – Marcus Aurelius

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Death

The strength of the Democratic Party of Cook County is not something that just happened. – Richard J. Daley

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strength