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Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather stra

Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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good
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Emo Philips
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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

Category:
Morning
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I owed Lewis one thing, at least. Once you had suffered the experience of presenting a case at one of his Monday morning conferences, no other public appearance, whether on radio, TV or the lecture platform, could hold any terrors for you. – Anthony Storr

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Morning

What I remember when I started to write was how I couldnt wait to get up in the morning to get to my characters. – Judy Blume

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Morning

You can only come to the morning through the shadows. – J.R.R. Tolkien

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Morning

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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Morning

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I dont need plastic in my body to validate me as a woman. – Courtney Love

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Ive always been spiritual but Ive never had a proper context, and it took me awhile to find the proper context. Its hard to realize you can have any kind of relationship with God you want… and so I now have a punk rock relationship with God. – Billy Corgan

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Exhalation of moss, mycelium, black mould; wafted savor of a thousand earthly growths, damp, clinging, redolent; aroma of mighty roots, of invisible spawn and seed—all the vast stirring of the earth’s desire. – Virginia Garland, “The Rain,” Out West: A Magazine of the Old Pacifi

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