Quote by Emo Philips
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather stra

Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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But when I felt like I had something to prove? Then I got up early every morning and worked all day long. I didnt know if I had any more talent than anyone else directing, but I knew I could work hard at it, and so I did. – Ben Affleck

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I obviously take a lot of pride in what I do on the football field, because that has the ability to influence a lot of people. That puts smiles on peoples faces. That gives people a pep in their step on Monday morning when they go back to work. – Drew Brees

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On the last morning of Virginias bloodiest year since the Civil War, I built a fire and sat facing a window of darkness where at sunrise I knew I would find the sea. – Patricia Cornwell

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I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning. – Robert Duvall

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This is a Senate of equals, of men of individual honor and personal character, and of absolute independence. We know no masters, we acknowledge no dictators. This is a hall for mutual consultation and discussion; not an arena for the exhibition of champions. – Daniel Webster

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I am favor of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever its possible. – Milton Friedman

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Of course, Americans have no monopoly of patriotic enthusiasm and good faith. – Herbert Croly

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Life is best when you are in love. – Michael Moriarty

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