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Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather stra

Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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In the last year my wife has noticed me struggling to get downstairs on a Sunday morning. Ive two young children and football has been so good to me over the years I dont want to spoil it. – Graeme Le Saux

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Morning

I write when Im inspired, and I see to it that Im inspired at nine oclock every morning. – Peter De Vries

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Morning

Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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Morning

I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone elses door. Because I dont want the remnants. I dont want to be caught, like, being like the pig that I was at two in the morning. – Drew Barrymore

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Morning

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Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time. – George S. Patton

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Well, I had this little notion – I started writing when I was eleven, writing poetry. I was passionately addicted to it it was my great refuge through adolescence. – Harry Mathews

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Ive studied all my musical life, but learning is only good if you do something constructive with it. – Tony Williams

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