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Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather stra

Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. – Jeb Bush

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In my afternoon walk I would fain forget all my morning occupations and my obligations to society. – Henry David Thoreau

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Morning

I have got up at truly deplorable hours in the morning to confront Vancouvers Jack Webster on television because I have been told that is the place to get exposure for ideas. – Barbara Amiel

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Morning

I run in the morning, lift weights in the afternoon, basketball training at night, and then lift weights again at night. – Lil Romeo

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Im 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down – at least he did until he dropped dead. – Cesar Romero

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The world is full of poetry. The air is living with its spirit and the waves dance to the music of its melodies, and sparkle in its brightness. – James Gates Percival

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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