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Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather stra

Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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smile
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I derive no pleasure from prosecuting a man, even though I know hes guilty do you think I could sleep at night or look at myself in the mirror in the morning if I hounded an innocent man? – Jim Garrison

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My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night for the Idea Fairy. In the morning, the milk is gone and theres a brand-new shiny idea by the bowl. – Sarah Zettel

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Morning

You wont see me in a better mood than 4:00 in the morning on my way to work. – Christina Ricci

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Nobody has time to keep trying on a load of things in the morning like a teenager. – Claudia Schiffer

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Relentless, repetitive self talk is what changes our self-image. – Denis Waitley

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School districts in the US dont adopt technology very quickly. – Reed Hastings

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