Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
Ive spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band, so anytime that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family in a traditional aspect, eating sweet potatoes and cranberries and stuffing and all the trappings of Thanksgiving and then get on a treadmill the next day extra long, Im happy. – Richie Sambora