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Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather stra

Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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The plans that I made when horizontal are working out now that I’m vertical. – Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com (2009 tweet, @wildthyme)

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I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning. – Robert Duvall

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Not again! I thought to myself this morning, as news trickled out that John McCain was set to pick Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. Not again, because too often women are promoted for the wrong reasons, and then blamed when things dont go right. – Dee Dee Myers

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I hated high school. Ugh. I couldnt wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning. – Mario Cantone

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Few people know how to be old. – François VI de la Rochefoucault (1613–1680)

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If egotism means a terrific interest in ones self, egotism is absolutely essential to efficient living. – Arnold Bennett

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I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I dont care if its called marriage. I dont care if its called, you know, domestic partnership. I dont care what its called. – Ellen DeGeneres

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