Quote by Emo Philips
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather stra

Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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good
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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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Other Quotes from
Morning
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…Ere midnight’s frown and morning’s smile, ere thou and peace may meet. – Percy Bysshe Shelley

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Morning

Be pleasant until ten o’clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself. – Elbert Hubbard

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Morning

I have come to understand and appreciate writers much more recently since I started working on a book last fall. Before that, I thought golf writers got up every morning, played a round of golf, had lunch, showed up for our last three holes and then went to dinner. – Phil Mickelson

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Morning

I love the smell of shampoo on a girls hair. You can walk past someone and be like, Wow, you took a shower this morning, didnt you? Because you smell lovely. – Jensen Ackles

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Morning

Random Quotes

I realized this is what God has dealt me, and I should be thankful considering all thats happened to me in my life, but MS caused the movies to stop – stop dead – and I miss it. – Richard Pryor

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movies

Oh man. If I had magic powers… I would hope that I would use them for good. I think I would. But I would do something pretty trivial like making traffic disappear. – Nick Stahl

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Hope

The time I had waited probably made the difference between success and failure. – Anna Neagle

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Failure

One must not let oneself be overwhelmed by sadness. – Jackie Kennedy

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sad