Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. – Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. – Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben