Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. – Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. – Robert Orben
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. – Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. – Robert Orben
Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes its filled with wisdom. Sometimes its filled with feet. – Robert Orben
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben
My family moved a lot as a kid. We started in Colorado, where I lived for five years. We moved to Chicago for two years, to San Francisco for one year, Connecticut for seven, Oregon for a couple years, and then I went to school. So I was always moving, Im still always moving. – Gus Van Sant