Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Other Quotes from
Teenagers
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My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe. – Faye Moskowitz

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Teenagers

The young always have the same problem — how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. – Quentin Crisp

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Teenagers

The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. – Author Unknown

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Teenagers

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. – Al Bernstein

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Teenagers

Random Quotes

You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present. – Jan Glidewell

Category:
Broken Hearts

It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. – Walter Bagehot

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Vices

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. – Jessamyn West

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Humor

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Learning