Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Medical
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Libraries
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Other Quotes from
Teenagers
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Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. – William Galvin

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Teenagers

Little children, headache; big children, heartache. – Italian Proverb

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Teenagers

The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. – Author Unknown

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Teenagers

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. – Al Bernstein

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Teenagers

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