Erma Bombeck's Quote - Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma

Quote by Erma Bombeck

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

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The young always have the same problem â€” how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. – Quentin Crisp

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In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If young, it will eat anything at any hour of the day or night. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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When the boy is growing he has a wolf in his belly. – German Proverb

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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

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Random Quotes

Id rather lose my own money than someone elses. – Dean Kamen

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A man surprised is half beaten. – Thomas Fuller

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He that seeks trouble never misses. – English Proverb

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There is no end of craving. Hence contentment alone is the best way to happiness. Therefore, acquire contentment. – Sivananda

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