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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Libraries
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Erma Bombeck
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Medical
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Other Quotes from
Teenagers
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My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe. – Faye Moskowitz

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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m. – Author Unknown

Category:
Teenagers

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. – Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

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Teenagers

It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry. – Edgar W. Howe

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Teenagers

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Secrecy is the soul of all great designs. – Charles Caleb Colton

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Soul

For Tis the sport to have the engineer hoisted with his own petard. – William Shakespeare

Category:
Engineer, Engineering

It is not only the living who are killed in war. – Isaac Asimov

Category:
War

Green how I want you green. Green wind. Green branches. – Federico Garcia Lorca

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Color