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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
design
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Erma Bombeck
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck

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Society
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I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Life
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Teenagers
category

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. – Laurence J. Peter

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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m. – Author Unknown

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Teenagers

It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry. – Edgar W. Howe

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Teenagers

The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. – Author Unknown

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Teenagers

Random Quotes

I have observed that baseball is not unlike war, and when you get right down to it, we batters are the heavy artillery. – Ty Cobb

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Baseball

The one thing that offends me the most is when I walk by a bank and see ads trying to convince people to take out second mortgages on their home so they can go on vacation. Thats approaching evil. – Jeff Bezos

Category:
Home

Worry is a cycle of inefficient thoughts whirling around a center of fear. – Corrie Ten Boom

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Fear

France is the country where the money falls apart and you cant tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder

Category:
Money