Erma Bombeck's Quote - Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma

Quote by Erma Bombeck

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck

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Black Friday Shopping

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers

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The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. – Raymond Duncan

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The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m. – Author Unknown

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When the boy is growing he has a wolf in his belly. – German Proverb

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A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. – Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951

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