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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck

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Society
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birthday
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It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry. – Edgar W. Howe

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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. – Laurence J. Peter

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The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. – Raymond Duncan

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I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their fathers religion, if they can find out what it is. – Charles Lamb

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Resist this war on God, freedom of religion and freedom of speech. – Benjamin Carson

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Well, my dad was the district attorney of New Orleans for about 30 years. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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You know, wed just had a birthday, he was… you know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world… a very gifted man, and its a loss to the world, not just for us. – Robin Gibb

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