Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck
As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck