Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. – Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951

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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

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The young always have the same problem — how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. – Quentin Crisp

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It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry. – Edgar W. Howe

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