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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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Pregnancy
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Other Quotes from
Teenagers
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Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. – William Galvin

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Teenagers

The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. – Author Unknown

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Teenagers

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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Teenagers

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. – Laurence J. Peter

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Teenagers

Random Quotes

If youve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Change

Americans are free to choose everything from what they eat, drive and watch on TV to the President of the United States. Yet, when it comes to allowing Americans to choose the health insurance that works best for them and their family, the freedom to choose suddenly becomes un-American. – Ron Wyden

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Freedom

Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair. – Bernard Williams

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Women

Friendship can only exist between persons with similar interests and points of view. Man and woman by the conventions of society are born with different interests and different points of view. – August Strindberg

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Friendship