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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Other Quotes from
Teenagers
category

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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Teenagers

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. – Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

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Teenagers

Little children, headache; big children, heartache. – Italian Proverb

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Teenagers

The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. – Author Unknown

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Teenagers

Random Quotes

Breast milk is better than any udder milk! – Author Unknown

Category:
Breastfeeding

The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story. – Stephen Sommers

Category:
Humor

I cant remember a time when my mom didnt work. She has forever been on the move: a go-getter. When my brother Adel and I had a paper route as kids, my mom would get up before us at the crack of dawn to drop off the Washington Post at different corners. – Hoda Kotb

Category:
mom

Im strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants. – Charles Schumer

Category:
Medical