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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Family
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Erma Bombeck
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Teenagers
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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Teenagers

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

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Teenagers

The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. – Author Unknown

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Teenagers

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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Teenagers

Random Quotes

It lies in human nature that where you experience your first laughs, you also remember the age kindly. – Vaclav Havel

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Age

If boyhood and youth are but vanity, must it not be our ambition to become men? – Vincent Van Gogh

Category:
Men

What is a home without children? Quiet. – Henny Youngman

Category:
Children

Nature has come to a point where now, unless you take individual responsibility, you cannot grow. More than this nature cannot do. It has done enough. It has given you life, it has given you opportunity; now how to use it, it has left up to you.
Meditation is your freedom…
– Osho [Chandra Mohan Jain]

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Meditation