Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage
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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Other Quotes from
Teenagers
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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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Teenagers

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. – Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951

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Teenagers

The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. – Author Unknown

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Teenagers

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. – Laurence J. Peter

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Teenagers

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. – Jean Paul Richter

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Centuries have not worm-eaten the solidity of this ancient furniture of the mind. – Isaac D’Israeli

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Imagination is the only key to the future. Without it none exists – with it all things are possible. – Ida Tarbell

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I think that you have to do everything you can do to empower girls when they are young, from their education, to their successful independence, to their sexual self-knowledge. – Susie Bright

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