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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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mom
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Other Quotes from
Teenagers
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The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. – Raymond Duncan

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Teenagers

The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. – Author Unknown

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Teenagers

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. – Author Unknown

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Teenagers

Random Quotes

Attention-deficit disorders seem to abound in modern society, and we dont know the cause. – Marilyn vos Savant

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Society

Poetry seems to sink into us the way prose doesnt. I can still quote verses I learned when I was very young, but I have trouble remembering one line of a novel I just finished reading. – Jack Prelutsky

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Poetry

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. – Voltaire

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Birthday

If we were meant to be nude, we would have been born that way. – Author Unknown

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Body