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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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Other Quotes from
Teenagers
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The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m. – Author Unknown

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Teenagers

In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Teenagers

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. – Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951

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Teenagers

My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe. – Faye Moskowitz

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Teenagers

Random Quotes

I do sort of gravitate towards smaller, indie-type movies. – Kristen Wiig

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movies

Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse. – Anita Loos

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Entertainment

How can you sing of amazing grace and all Gods wonders without using your hands? – Mahalia Jackson

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amazing

I wore my first pair of Louboutins during this press tour. It was absolutely amazing, they werent heels, they were little shoes, but they were velvet and they were blue. – Chloe Moretz

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amazing