Quote by Calvin Trillin
If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about

If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about it, then its not funny. – Calvin Trillin

Other quotes by Calvin Trillin

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere. – Calvin Trillin

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Food
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We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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funny
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funny
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill

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funny

TV is chewing gum for the eyes. – Frank Lloyd Wright

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funny

Music is more difficult – try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political. – Thom Yorke

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funny

I feel funny about owning art. I dont really want to say: Wow, come and see my Monet – its in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar. – Baz Luhrmann

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funny

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A women who doesnt wear perfume has no future. – Coco Chanel

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Future

The health industry, the fitness industry, was really starting to pick up. This was around the mid 80s. – Warren Cuccurullo

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fitness

It is the sign of a great mind to dislike greatness, and prefer things in measure to things in excess. – Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

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Moderation

Under these conditions it is not astonishing that learning was highly prized in fact, my parents made sacrifices to be able to give their children a good education. – Simon van der Meer

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Learning