If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about it, then its not funny. – Calvin Trillin
Canadians are very well behaved, they dont throw their food. – Calvin Trillin

If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about it, then its not funny. – Calvin Trillin
Canadians are very well behaved, they dont throw their food. – Calvin Trillin
I never eat in a restaurant thats over a hundred feet off the ground and wont stand still. – Calvin Trillin
Fiction is a kind of compassion-generating machine that saves us from sloth. Is life kind or cruel? Yes, Literature answers. Are people good or bad? You bet, says Literature. But unlike other systems of knowing, Literature declines to eradicate one truth in favor of another. – George Saunders