Quote by Calvin Trillin
If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about

If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about it, then its not funny. – Calvin Trillin

Other quotes by Calvin Trillin

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere. – Calvin Trillin

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Food
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I dont cook. I dont know anything about food. Ive never reviewed a restaurant. – Calvin Trillin

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Food
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I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you cant get rid of. – Calvin Trillin

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funny
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funny
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We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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funny

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

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funny

Funny, I dont feel any more powerful today than yesterday. – Jerry B. Jenkins

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funny

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. Its kind of based on how I am. – Jennifer Aniston

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funny

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Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. – E.L. Doctorow

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Writing

Do not run a campaign that would embarrass your mother. – Robert C. Byrd

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Voting

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. – Sue Murphy

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Dogs

Suddenly the whole imagination of writing and editorial and newspaper and all these presumptions about who am I reading this, and who else other people may be, and all that, its so grimly brutal! – Robert Creeley

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Imagination