Quote by Calvin Trillin
If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about

If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about it, then its not funny. – Calvin Trillin

Other quotes by Calvin Trillin

We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people theyre trying to keep out. – Calvin Trillin

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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. – Calvin Trillin

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Im good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue. – Marlon Wayans

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I dont think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. – Ben Stiller

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