Logo
Quote by Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

Category:
car
Author
Steven Wright
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
good
category

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. – Marianne Williamson

Category:
good

Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out of his way, but must accept his lot calmly, even if they roll a few stones upon it. – Albert Schweitzer

Category:
good

Human felicity is produced not as much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen as by little advantages that occur every day. – Benjamin Franklin

Category:
good

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning. – Christopher Morley

Category:
good

Random Quotes

A retentive memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness. – Elbert Hubbard

Category:
good

Where no wood is, the fire goes out; so where there is no tale bearer, the strife ceaseth. – Bible

Category:
Gossip

The less I behave like Whistlers mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after. – Tallulah Bankhead

Category:
Morning

I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor. – Patricia Clarkson

Category:
Humor