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Quote by Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Our intentions may be very good, but, because the intelligence is limited, the action may turn out to be a mistake – a mistake, but not necessarily a sin, for sin comes out of a wrong intention. – E. Stanley Jones

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Its good to know how to read, but its dangerous to know how to read and not how to interpret what youre reading. – Mike Tyson

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Ive always wanted to improve on the idea of living well, In moderation, wine is good for you – mentally, physically, and spiritually. – Robert Mondavi

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That terrible mood of depression of whether its any good or not is what is known as The Artists Reward. – Ernest Hemingway

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Never let the other fellow set the agenda. – James Baker

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One of the most powerful devices of poetry is the use of distortions. You can go from talking about the way a minute passes to the way a century passes, or a lifetime. – Robert Morgan

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