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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Absences are a good influence in love and keep it bright and delicate. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain

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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. – Mae West

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