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Quote by Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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God
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Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued. – Socrates

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good

What is the good of your stars and trees, your sunrise and the wind, if they do not enter into our daily lives? – E. M. Forster

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good

Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in: but as a rule the purchase of books is mistaken for the appropriation of their contents. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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good

A friend is always good to have, but a lovers kiss is better than angels raining down on me. – Dave Matthews

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good

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It is a shameful thing to be weary of inquiry when what we search for is excellent. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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You might say that we use ourselves to discover ourselves. – Judith Hanson Lasater

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Humor can be one of our best survival tools. – Allen Klein

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I saw him… at peace in my armchair. I remember wishing he could stay in peace like that forever. I had a feeling of easing his burden with my strength. – Dennis Nilsen

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