Steven Wright's Quote - When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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