Logo
Quote by Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

Category:
Time
Author
Steven Wright
Read Quote

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

Category:
work
Author
Steven Wright
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
good
category

It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration. – Edsger Dijkstra

Category:
good

A good idea is about ten percent and implementation and hard work, and luck is 90 percent. – Guy Kawasaki

Category:
good

I have thought a sufficient measure of civilization is the influence of good women. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Category:
good

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling. – Frida Kahlo

Category:
good

Random Quotes

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man. – Alfred Adler

Category:
Politics

Politics is the womb in which war develops. – Karl Von Clausewitz

Category:
Politics

Valor grows by daring, fear by holding back. – Publilius Syrus

Category:
Fear

My movies have always done pretty well in the UK – The Matrix films did very well in this country and I do like the crews here and the people were working with here. – Joel Silver

Category:
movies