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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference – they deserve a place of honor with all thats good. – George Washington

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No man is good enough to govern any woman without her consent. – Susan B. Anthony

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Be not simply good – be good for something. – Henry David Thoreau

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The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain

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Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors. РFran̤ois de La Rochefoucauld

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The peace makers shall be called the children of God. – Bible

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The Band was always famous for its retirements wed go and play and get a little petty cash together, and then not see each other till it was time to fill our pockets up again. – Rick Danko

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