Steven Wright's Quote - When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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