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How young can you die of old age? - Steven Wright

How young can you die of old age? – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Im 20 years old. I like to party as much as anyone my age. Going clubbing is my way of relaxing or releasing a lot of stress. I dont feel that I should have to justify that part of my life. I dont know that Im necessarily an addict. – Lindsay Lohan

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Here comes 40. Im feeling my age and Ive ordered the Ferrari. Im going to get the whole mid-life crisis package. – Keanu Reeves

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Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts old age is slow in both. – Joseph Addison

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We tend to think of age only in time, but I dont think it has much to do with time at all theres a whole load of other things. Ive met 16-year-olds who are old and 90-year-olds who are young. – Roger Daltrey

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