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How young can you die of old age? - Steven Wright

How young can you die of old age? – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Perspective
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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Other Quotes from
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. – E. Joseph Cossman

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Age

Science cannot tell theology how to construct a doctrine of creation, but you cant construct a doctrine of creation without taking account of the age of the universe and the evolutionary character of cosmic history. – John Polkinghorne

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Age

I think women should start to embrace their age. Whats the alternative to getting older? You die. I cant change the day I was born. But I can take care of my skin, my body, my mind, and try to live my life and be happy. – Olivia Munn

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Age

It seems as if an age of genius must be succeeded by an age of endeavour riot and extravagance by cleanliness and hard work. – Virginia Woolf

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Age

Random Quotes

I really am a woman at peace. – Laura Schlessinger

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Peace

Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems. – Henry Adams

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Philosophy

Poetry is nearer to vital truth than history. – Plato, Ion

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History

What the superior person seeks is in themselves. What the mean person seeks is in others. – Confucius

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Superiority