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How young can you die of old age? - Steven Wright

How young can you die of old age? – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age. – Jonathan Swift

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A man growing old becomes a child again. – Sophocles

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I never took guitar lessons. I took classical piano lessons from the age of six when we lived in Holland. And when we moved to America, it was just the typical thing except I was really good at it so was my brother. – Eddie Van Halen

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From the age of fifteen, dogma has been the fundamental principle of my religion: I know no other religion I cannot enter into the idea of any other sort of religion religion, as a mere sentiment, is to me a dream and a mockery. – John Henry Newman

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The food in the House of Commons is fairly good. The cafe in Portcullis House is really very high quality, and you also have a choice of eating in the more traditional restaurants, the Churchill Room or the Members Dining Room. I dont often eat in them, though, as Im usually on the run. – Vince Cable

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Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. – John Wooden

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It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think thats pretty important. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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If you want to ruin the truth, stretch it. – Author Unknown

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