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How young can you die of old age? - Steven Wright

How young can you die of old age? – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and days long. – Pope Paul VI

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There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age — I missed it coming and going. – J.B. Priestly

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The idea is to die young as late as possible. – Ashley Montagu

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