Quote by Steven Wright
How young can you die of old age? - Steven Wright

How young can you die of old age? – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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What I really tried to do with Helen was make her show this sad side of her. She was married off at 16, was so young and living in this castle that cant leave because of how she looks, and married to a man she hates and three times her age. – Diane Kruger

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Another principle is, the deepest affections of our hearts gather around some human form in which are incarnated the living thoughts and ideas of the passing age. – Matthew Simpson

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Old age is just a record of ones whole life. – Muhammad Ali

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I think you have to be a little bit strict. You cant be friend and their parent in a lot of situations, especially in this day and age where its so dangerous for kids. So theres a bit of sternness, I guess, in the way I raise my kids. – Tim McGraw

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I dont work a five-day week as a rule, and Ive managed to fill that time up. It hasnt been that hard. I volunteer at school. Im working because I love it. Yet, I dont not envy women who have a stay-at-home job, because you miss stuff. – Deidre Hall

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