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How young can you die of old age? - Steven Wright

How young can you die of old age? – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Fishing
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Steven Wright
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Time
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Food
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Other Quotes from
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Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life. – Robert Southey, The Doctor

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Age

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Mark Twain

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Age

This is my 20th year in the sport. Ive known swimming and thats it. I dont want to swim past age 30 if I continue after this Olympics, and come back in 2016, Ill be 31. Im looking forward to being able to see the other side of the fence. – Michael Phelps

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Age

I love my kids, and the moments I have with them, and its kind of weird, its such an age old cliche, but the way that my sons, the way they make me feel when I look at them, the way they say things, no one else would probably react to them, but its a special thing for me. – Michael Rapaport

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Age

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The truth is you can have a great marriage, but there are still no guarantees. – Demi Moore

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Marriage

TV is bigger than any story it reports. Its the greatest teaching tool since the printing press. – Fred W. Friendly

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teacher

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. – H.L. Mencken

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Religion

In Latin America the border between soccer and politics is vague. There is a long list of governments that have fallen or been overthrown after the defeat of the national team. – Luis Suarez

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Soccer