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How young can you die of old age? - Steven Wright

How young can you die of old age? – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. – Warren Beatty

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We pay when old for the excesses of youth. – J. B. Priestley

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I dont want to look at other people my age in leather. Why would I put it on? – George Michael

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There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age — I missed it coming and going. – J.B. Priestly

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Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half – especially if he has a teenage daughter. – Guy Lombardo

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Heaven gives its glimpses only to those not in position to look too close. – Robert Frost

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Drama lives on conflict. If youre trying to deal with social issues seriously, theres no way of avoiding violence, which is so present in society. – Michael Haneke

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It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact. – Edmund Burke

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