How young can you die of old age? – Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright
How young can you die of old age? – Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright