I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley