I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley