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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 d

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I lost two weeks. – Joe E. Lewis

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Petition me no petitions, sir, to-day;
Let other hours be set apart for business.
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And this our queen shall be as drunk as we. – Henry Fielding

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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. – Jimmy Breslin

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