The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley