The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley