The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley
I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of lifes sensational pleasures. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
Gnomic wisdom, however, is notoriously polychrome, and proverbs depend for their truth entirely on the occasion they are applied to. Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it… – George Santayana, “Chapter VIII: Prerational Morality,” The Life of Reason: Volu