The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley
The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
The apothegm is the most portable form of Truth…. It is thus that the proverb answers where the sermon fails, as a well-charged pistol will do more execution than a whole barrel of gunpowder idly expended in the air. – William Gilmore Simms, Egeria: Or, Voices of Thought and Counsel for the Woods a