The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
A learned historian declared to me of a contemporary, that the latter had appropriated his researches; he might, indeed, and he had a right to refer to the same originals; but if his predecessor had opened the sources for him, gratitude is not a silent virtue. – Isaac D’Israeli, “Quotation,” A Second Series of Curiosities of Literature