The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley