Muscles come and go flab lasts. – Bill Vaughan
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit — and parking as close to the stadium as possible. – Bill Vaughan

Muscles come and go flab lasts. – Bill Vaughan
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit — and parking as close to the stadium as possible. – Bill Vaughan
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they dont have time to get into mischief. – Bill Vaughan
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a mans lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college. – Bill Vaughan