The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he wont take it, but somebody always does. – Bill Vaughan
Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. – Bill Vaughan
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. – Bill Vaughan