Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a mans lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college. – Bill Vaughan
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. – Bill Vaughan
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit — and parking as close to the stadium as possible. – Bill Vaughan
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. – Bill Vaughan
The government, for example, has determined that black people (somehow) have fewer abilities than white people, and, so, must be given certain preferences. Anyone acquainted with both black and white people knows this assessment is not only absurd but monstrous. And yet it is the law. – David Mamet