Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin
I was born in the 60s and grew up in the 70s – not exactly the best decade for food in British history. It was horrendous. It was a time when, as a nation, we excelled in art and music and acting and photography and fashion – all creative skills… all apart from cooking. – Heston Blumenthal