Quote by George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid ju

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin

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Death
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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I became alienated from this religious upbringing, and started making music. I wanted to be a big star. All those things I saw in the films and on the media took hold of me, and perhaps I thought this was my god: the goal of making money. – Cat Stevens

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I remember thinking that Id way rather give my parents my money, and not have to like have them go to work anymore, you know what I mean. Because Id way rather spend more time with them. – Shaun White

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I dont believe we are supposed to go through life defeated and not having enough money to pay our bills or send our kids to college. – Joel Osteen

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Dont cling to fame. Youre just borrowing it. Its like money. Youre going to die, and somebody else is going to get it. – Sonny Bono

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A kind word can warm three months of winter. – Japanese Proverb

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Some places speak distinctly. Certain dank gardens cry aloud for a murder; certain old houses demand to be haunted; certain coasts are set apart for shipwrecks. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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There has not been a war in South America for fifty years, and I have every confidence that the countries of Central and South America are deeply in earnest in the maintenance of peace. – Frank B. Kellogg

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Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when theyre eating sandwiches. – Jim Carrey

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