Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin