Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin