I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. – Paula Poundstone Category: funny
I always like to watch comics and its interesting that you can tell if someones funny in 10 seconds. – Christopher Walken Category: funny
When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. – Nate Silver Category: funny
[D]reams, and predictions of astrology…. ought to serve but for winter talk by the fireside. – Francis Bacon, "Of Prophecies" Category: Astrology
Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I cant stop to count it. – Evita Peron Category: History
A world in which government is burdened by historic debt, philanthropy has limited resources, and the private sector is only interested in its own personal gain is simply unsustainable. – Simon Mainwaring Category: Government
If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much more romantic and nomadic existence. – David McCallum Category: Family
