Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin
The autumn twilight turned into deep and early night as they walked. Tristran could smell the distant winter on the air—a mixture of night-mist and crisp darkness and the tang of fallen leaves…. the crescent moon hung white in the sky and the stars burned in the darkness above them. – Neil Gaiman, Stardust