Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin