Quote by George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. - Geor

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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There are things that I invented – the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, hes not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff – this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it. – Michael Bay

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I was a dog in a past life. Really. Ill be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. – William H. Macy

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The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldnt take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects. – Chris Chocola

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If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldnt be in politics. You should go work at a pet store. – Michael Nutter

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