Quote by George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. - Geor

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin

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Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine. – Hal Sparks

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Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people. – Andre Norton

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Ive got a new invention. Its a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. – Lefty Gomez

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Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. – Martha Scott

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