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Quote by George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. - Geor

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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Family
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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Observation
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin

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Civilization
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Packing is my pet hate. – Seal

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It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. – Mickey Rivers

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Only very brave mouse makes nest in cats ear. – Earl Derr Biggers

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Until one has loved an animal a part of ones soul remains unawakened. – Anatole France

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