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Quote by George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. - Geor

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

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Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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Apathy
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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Observation
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Ive always been mad about cats. – Vivien Leigh

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There are things that I invented – the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, hes not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff – this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it. – Michael Bay

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Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. – James Herriot

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Id say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And theyre meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. – Karl Pilkington

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He that toucheth pitch shall be defiled therewith; and he that hath fellowship with a proud man shall be like unto him. Ecclesiasticus 13:1 – Bible

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Its not like I just have to go to Washington and go to the White House everyday, and go to the same press conference at 10 in the morning and then be briefed at 4 in the afternoon, and then get a story on at 6. – Tabitha Soren

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When I was a child I didnt care about getting an education, and I didnt finish high school. – Mary J. Blige

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The inertia hardest to overcome is that of perfectly good seconds. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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