Quote by George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. - Geor

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it. – Kirsty Gallacher

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I love cats. – Dick Van Patten

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I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go. – Ziggy Marley

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I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldnt get a second date. – Zachary Levi

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