Quote by George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. - Geor

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. Its not. Mine had me trained in two days. – Bill Dana

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One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just dont like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you dont know why theyre doing it and it doesnt make any sense. – Glenn Howerton

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Dont accept your dogs admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers

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Never wear anything that panics the cat. – P. J. ORourke

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