Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin