Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin