Quote by George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. - Geor

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then. – John Bacon

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I think theres something great and generic about goldfish. Theyre everybodys first pet. – Paul Rudd

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I was a dog in a past life. Really. Ill be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. – William H. Macy

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I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go. – Ziggy Marley

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