Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Its about communication. Its about honesty. Its about treating people in the organization as deserving to know the facts. You dont try to give them half the story. You dont try to hide the story. You treat them as – as true equals, and you communicate and you communicate and communicate. – Lou Gerstner