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Quote by George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. - Geor

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

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Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldnt take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects. – Chris Chocola

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It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. – Mickey Rivers

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Id say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And theyre meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. – Karl Pilkington

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Ive got a new invention. Its a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. – Lefty Gomez

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