I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin
Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook – George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin
Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook – George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
We pass through this world but once. Few tragedies can be more extensive than the stunting of life, few injustices deeper than the denial of an opportunity to strive or even to hope, by a limit imposed from without, but falsely identified as lying within. – Stephen Jay Gould, The Mismeasure of Man