I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin