Quote by George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an i

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin

Category:
Civilization
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin

Category:
Time
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Other Quotes from
Observation
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Where there is much light, the shadow is deep. – Johann von Goethe

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Observation

You can observe a lot by watching. – Yogi Berra

Category:
Observation

In the fields of observation chance favors only the prepared mind. – Louis Pasteur

Category:
Observation

The luster of diamonds is invigorated by the interposition of darker bodies; the lights of a picture are created by the shades; the highest pleasure which nature has indulged to sensitive perception is that of rest after fatigue. – Samuel Johnson

Category:
Observation

Random Quotes

I talk to God but the sky is empty. – Sylvia Plath

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God

When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return. – Leonardo Da Vinci (Thanks, Tommy)

Category:
Flying

There is nothing so good for the inside of a man as the outside of a horse. – John Lubbock, “Recreation,” The Use of Life, 1894

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Horses

Life is like quotations. Sometimes it makes you laugh. Sometimes it makes you cry. Most of the time, you just don’t get it. – Author Unknown

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Quotations