Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin