Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin