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Quote by George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an i

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin

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Civilization
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George Carlin
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If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin

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The cure for admiring the house of lords is to go and look at it. – Walter Bagehot

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Where there is much light, the shadow is deep. – Johann von Goethe

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You can observe a lot by watching. – Yogi Berra

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I always know whats happening on the court. I see a situation occur, and I respond. – Larry Bird

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Try a thing you havent done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time to figure out whether you like it or not. – Virgil Thomson

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