Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin