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Quote by George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an i

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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The observation of others is coloured by our inability to observe ourselves impartially. We can never be impartial about anything until we can be impartial about our own organism. – A. R. Orage

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In the fields of observation chance favors only the prepared mind. – Louis Pasteur

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I always know whats happening on the court. I see a situation occur, and I respond. – Larry Bird

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