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Quote by George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an i

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin

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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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One who is too wise an observer of the business of others, like one who is too curious in observing the labor of bees, will often be stung for his curiosity. – Alexander Pope

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I always know whats happening on the court. I see a situation occur, and I respond. – Larry Bird

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The cure for admiring the house of lords is to go and look at it. – Walter Bagehot

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To linger in the observation of things other than the self implies a profound conviction of their worth. – Charles-Damian Boulogne

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Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial. – Allen Klein

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