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Quote by George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an i

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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The observation of others is coloured by our inability to observe ourselves impartially. We can never be impartial about anything until we can be impartial about our own organism. – A. R. Orage

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To linger in the observation of things other than the self implies a profound conviction of their worth. – Charles-Damian Boulogne

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In the fields of observation chance favors only the prepared mind. – Louis Pasteur

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The cure for admiring the house of lords is to go and look at it. – Walter Bagehot

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