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They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can

They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can… if you hit them in the goolies with a cricket bat for fourteen hours. – Jo Brand

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I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so theres none of that hopefully. – Jo Brand

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Death
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Jo Brand
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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. – Jo Brand

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funny
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Jo Brand
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Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour. – Ovid

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Pregnancy

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. – Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983

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The dreams that we have in pregnancy are tainted with the worries and joys of pregnancy and the changing roles of our lives. – Robin Elise Weiss

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Pregnancy

All natural birth has a purpose and a plan; who would think of tearing open the chrysalis as the butterfly is emerging? Who would break the shell to pull the chick out? – Marie F. Mongan, HypnoBirthing

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