Quote by Jo Brand
They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can

They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can… if you hit them in the goolies with a cricket bat for fourteen hours. – Jo Brand

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The thing I thought about doing it was its Comic Relief and youve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you cant sing. – Jo Brand

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funny
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Jo Brand
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So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and I do tend to smile and have more than one expression these days hopefully – which I didnt at the beginning. – Jo Brand

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smile
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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. – Jo Brand

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funny
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Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months. – Carrie Latet

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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. – Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983

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There is such a special sweetness in being able to participate in creation. – Pamela S. Nadav

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