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They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can

They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can… if you hit them in the goolies with a cricket bat for fourteen hours. – Jo Brand

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People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesnt. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare. – Jo Brand

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