Quote by Jo Brand
They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can

They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can… if you hit them in the goolies with a cricket bat for fourteen hours. – Jo Brand

Other quotes by Jo Brand

The thing I thought about doing it was its Comic Relief and youve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you cant sing. – Jo Brand

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funny
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Jo Brand
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So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and I do tend to smile and have more than one expression these days hopefully – which I didnt at the beginning. – Jo Brand

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smile
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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. – Jo Brand

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funny
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Jo Brand
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Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be. – Carrie Fisher

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You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your connectedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you. – Author Unknown

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Natural childbirth has evolved to suit the species, and if mankind chooses to ignore her advice and interfere with her workings we must not complain about the consequences. We have only ourselves to blame. – Margaret Jowitt

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If we are to heal the planet, we must begin by healing birthing. – Agnes Sallet Von Tannenberg

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