My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller