My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller