My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller
Most sailing ships take what they call trainees, who pay to be part of the crew. The Picton Castle takes people who are absolutely raw recruits. But you cant just ride along. Youre learning to steer the ship, navigation youre pulling lines, keeping a lookout in the galley youre cooking. – Billy Campbell