My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller