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Quote by Phyllis Diller
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller

Other quotes by Phyllis Diller

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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teacher
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If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor. – Christiaan Barnard

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Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. – Edward Stanley

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I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and Im damned if Im going to use up mine running up and down a street. – Neil Armstrong

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The only valid excuse for not exercising is paralysis. – Moira Nordholt, feelgoodguru.com

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