My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller