My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller