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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller

Other quotes by Phyllis Diller

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Anger
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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming
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Phyllis Diller
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Other Quotes from
Exercise
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps. – Author Unknown

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Exercise

An hour of basketball feels like 15 minutes. An hour on a treadmill feels like a weekend in traffic school. – David Walters

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Exercise

Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia. – Barbara Ehrenreich

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Exercise

Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase. – Joseph Pilates

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Exercise

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Ludacris is something that I made up. It just kind of describes me. Sometimes I have like a split personality. Sometimes Im cool, calm, and collected, and other times Im beyond crazy. – Ludacris

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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. – John Stuart Mill

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War

He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals. – Immanuel Kant

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Men

Order marches with weighty and measured strides; disorder is always in a hurry. – Napoleon I, Maxims, 1815

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