Its funny when youre a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. – Adam Carolla
I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

Its funny when youre a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. – Adam Carolla
I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla
Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla
People look at me, and they go, Youre white, youre smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money. – Adam Carolla
I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. Im not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And Im certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. – Rowan Atkinson