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Its funny when youre a kid how you can acclimate to almost anythin

Its funny when youre a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. – Adam Carolla

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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People look at me, and they go, Youre white, youre smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money. – Adam Carolla

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Money
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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

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When youre in love its the most glorious two and a half days of your life. – Richard Lewis

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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Im half Jewish, Im half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. Its like, What is he doing? – Lenny Kravitz

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Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows. – David T. Wolf

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Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions – it only guarantees equality of opportunity. – Irving Kristol

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