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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appr

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. – Douglas Adams

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Gossip
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Douglas Adams
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The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor. – Douglas Adams

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Enemy, Enemies
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. – Douglas Adams

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Humanity
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Other Quotes from
Smoking
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A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? – Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

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Smoking

It is easy to quit; I have quit at least a hundred times. – Author Unknown

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Smoking

It is quite a three-pipe problem. – Arthur Conan Doyle, The Red-Headed League

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Smoking

A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other. – Author Unknown

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Smoking

Random Quotes

Well be going to the fish market and a farmers market this afternoon to get what we need to make and eat dinner as a family. Im trying to expose my kids to going to a farmers market or the fish market and learning what thats all about. – Emeril Lagasse

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Family

I want my music to do the explaining. – Demi Lovato

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Music

I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the pack the kids into the car and run from here to there out of the equation. – Ree Drummond

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car

Politics is repetition. It is not change. Change is something beyond what we call politics. Change is the essence politics is supposed to be the means to bring into being. – Kate Millett

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Change