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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appr

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

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Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. – Douglas Adams

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Life…is like a grapefruit. Its orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. – Douglas Adams

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Life
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Other Quotes from
Smoking
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I doused the fatal instrument with lightning promptitude, but it was a good seven minutes before the last indignant handkerchief had folded its wings and gone back to its reticule and the last manufactured cough died protestingly away. – Margaret Halsey

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Tio stepped to the counter and bought a little black cigar that was strong enough to do push-ups. – James Street (1903–1954), “The Grains of Paradise”

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Smoking

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs. – Author Unknown

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To some, the cigarette is a portable therapist. – Terri Guillemets

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I eat so poorly during the stressful part of my day I need to have a vegetable orgy for dinner just to make up for it. – Carrie Latet

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I definitely dont look my age. So I actively look for roles that will help people change their perception of me. – Elijah Wood

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I believe that if youre healthy, youre capable of doing everything. Theres no one else who can give you health but God, and by being healthy I believe that God is listening to me. – Pedro Martinez

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There would be no great men if there were no little ones. – George Herbert

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