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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appr

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

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Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. – Douglas Adams

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To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. – Douglas Adams

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I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker…. but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table. – Michelle Pfeiffer

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The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. – George D. Prentice

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A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other. – Author Unknown

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The feeling is often the deeper truth, the opinion the more superficial one. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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I didnt really get into golf until I was about 14. My mom and dad were taking lessons from a pro an hour and a half from our farm in Cohuna, Australia. When they got home, Id ask my mom to explain everything they learned – drills and all. – Stuart Appleby

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I grew up in a household where everybody lived at the top of his lungs. – Frank Langella

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Although one may fail to find happiness in theatrical life, one never wishes to give it up after having once tasted its fruits. – Anna Pavlova

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