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Quote by Douglas Adams
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appr

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams

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Advertising
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Life…is like a grapefruit. Its orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. – Douglas Adams

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Life
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To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. – Douglas Adams

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Money
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Other Quotes from
Smoking
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. – Author Unknown

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Smoking

In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker. – Author Unknown

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Smoking

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. – Rudyard Kipling, The Betrothed

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Smoking

Tio stepped to the counter and bought a little black cigar that was strong enough to do push-ups. – James Street (1903–1954), “The Grains of Paradise”

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Smoking

Random Quotes

I can sort of do what I want. Maybe I have to work harder to prove myself in some new relationship because theyve heard some wacky stories about me. But at least I can get the meeting. – Sean Parker

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relationship

Youre not going to say anything about me that Im not going to say about myself. Theres so many things that I think about myself if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So Im going to say it before they can. Its the best policy for me. – Eminem

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Trust in yourself. – Claudia Black

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Mama and Daddy King represent the best in manhood and womanhood, the best in a marriage, the kind of people we are trying to become. – Coretta Scott King

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Marriage