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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appr

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Enemy, Enemies
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Douglas Adams
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Isnt it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? – Douglas Adams

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Atheism
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Douglas Adams
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Other Quotes from
Smoking
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One thousand Americans stop smoking every day — by dying. – Author Unknown

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Smoking

Tio stepped to the counter and bought a little black cigar that was strong enough to do push-ups. – James Street (1903–1954), “The Grains of Paradise”

Category:
Smoking

Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!… God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine. – A.P. Herbert

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Smoking

To some, the cigarette is a portable therapist. – Terri Guillemets

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Smoking

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Americas veterans and troops serving abroad today fought hard to preserve our red, white and blue, from the Revolutionary War to todays Global War Against Terrorism, and Congress action today is appropriate for one of our most sacred symbols. – Bill Shuster

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War

Nor ought a genius less than his that writ attempt translation. – Sir John Denham

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Translation

That willing suspension of disbelief for the moment, which constitutes poetic faith. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Category:
Faith

There are but two ways of paying debt: Increase of industry in raising income, increase of thrift in laying out. – Thomas Carlyle

Category:
Debt / Borrow / Loan