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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appr

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

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He hoped and prayed that there wasnt an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasnt an afterlife. – Douglas Adams

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Atheism
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For more information on lung cancer, keep smoking. – The Lung Association of British Colombia

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Smoking

To that daintiest siren of puff and perfume, a Turkish cigarette. – Minna Thomas Antrim, “To La Cigarette,” A Book of Toasts, 1902

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Smoking

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day — by dying. – Author Unknown

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Smoking

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed — in a modified way — 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance. – Mark Twain

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Hasty climbers have sudden falls. – Italian Proverb

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Ambition

Irregularity and want of method are only supportable in men of great learning or genius, who are often too full to be exact, and therefore they choose to throw down their pearls in heaps before the reader, rather than be at the pains of stringing them. – Joseph Addison

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That is why if Lebanon concludes a peace agreement with Israel and brings that accord to the Parliament our deputies will reject it Hezbollah refuses any conciliation with Israel in principle. – Hassan Nasrallah

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And now it has risen above the massive and lofty tree, and throws its pleasant shadow down upon the earth—pleasant shadow that paces along the meadows, leaving behind a greater brilliancy on tree, and grass, and hedge, and flower than what, for a moment, it had eclipsed. – William Smith, Gravenhurst, or Thoughts on Good and Evil, 1862

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