Quote by Douglas Adams
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appr

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second- rate technology, led them into it in the first place. – Douglas Adams

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Computers
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. – Douglas Adams

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Family
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Life…is like a grapefruit. Its orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. – Douglas Adams

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Life
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Other Quotes from
Smoking
category

I doused the fatal instrument with lightning promptitude, but it was a good seven minutes before the last indignant handkerchief had folded its wings and gone back to its reticule and the last manufactured cough died protestingly away. – Margaret Halsey

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Smoking

Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!… God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine. – A.P. Herbert

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Smoking

Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers. – Ben Jonson, Every Man in His Humour

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Smoking

If you must smoke, take your butt outside. – Author Unknown

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Smoking

Random Quotes

I do not think that marriage is one of my talents. Ive been much happier unmarried than married. – Doris Lessing

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Marriage

I started getting into Internet technologies and computers. I wasnt especially interested in being a musician, but I wound up finding my way back to being interested in music through computers. – Eric Avery

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Computers

In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. – Raoul Vaneigem

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Industry

Before the BBC, I joined the Navy in order to travel. – David Attenborough

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Travel