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Quote by Douglas Adams
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appr

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. – Douglas Adams

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The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of this life (of which every one has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly. – George Borrow

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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. – George D. Prentice

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Smoking helps you lose weight — one lung at a time! – “Alfred E. Neuman” (Mad Magazine)

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One thousand Americans stop smoking every day — by dying. – Author Unknown

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