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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

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I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: “Macintosh – We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.” – Douglas Adams

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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. – Douglas Adams

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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they dont have time to get into mischief. – Bill Vaughan

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Smoking

If you must smoke, take your butt outside. – Author Unknown

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Smoking

A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless. – James I of England, A Counterblaste to Tobacco, 1604

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Smoking

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I dont know if you can change things, but its a drop in the ocean. – Julie Walters

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As with most phobias, the fear of flying does make some sense, but if ever there was a fear worth quashing then this is it. After all, life is short, and theres a great big world to explore out there. – Beth Ditto

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Money is in some respects lifes fire: it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master. – P. T. Barnum

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People forget… that we structured it so that the government, or the people, would be repaid with a really good rate of return. And as it turns out, that aspect of TARP, thats what happened. – George W. Bush

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