Quote by Dave Barry
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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good
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Other Quotes from
Internet
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A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Internet

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. – Dan Quayle, attributed

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Internet

URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990s. – Chris Clark

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Internet

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. – Bill Gates

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Internet

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In a world of inhumanity, war and terrorism, American citizenship is a very precious possession. – Phyllis Schlafly

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War

Never tell your story to a deaf man. – Proverb

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Listening

Homecoming means more than winning a competition or a sporting event. It provides an opportunity for every component of the university to come together to celebrate as a whole. – Author Unknown

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Homecoming

Lovers of air travel find it exhilarating to hang poised between the illusion of immortality and the fact of death. – Alexander Chase, "Perspectives," 1966

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Flying