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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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Grandparents
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Dave Barry
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Internet
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A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. – Author Unknown

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Internet

If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a “fix” of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. – Rob Stampfli

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Internet

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Internet

The Internet interprets the US Congress as system damage and routes around it. – Jeanne DeVoto, take-off on a quote by John Gilmore

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Internet

Random Quotes

Carry out the republican principle of universal suffrage, or strike it from your banners and substitute Freedom and Power to one half of society, and Submission and Slavery to the other. – Ernestine Rose

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Freedom

I cannot dig; to beg I am ashamed. Luke 16:3 – Bible

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Pride

We are never the same with others as when we are alone. We are different, even when we are in the dark with them. – Maurice Maeterlinck

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alone

Horses have hoofs to carry them over frost and snow; hair, to protect them from wind and cold. They eat grass and drink water, and fling up their heels…. Such is the real nature of horses. – Chuang Tzu

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Horses, Horse Racing