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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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Dave Barry
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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Science
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
Internet
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YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace. – Author Unknown

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Internet

Describing the Internet as the Network of Networks is like calling the Space Shuttle a thing that flies. – John Lester

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Internet

The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills. – Author Unknown

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Internet

The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it. – John Gilmore, 1993

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Internet

Random Quotes

Eventually, it is found out but it takes time especially in the conditions when communication is difficult, when the enemy is making it extremely awkward for information to come out, to go. – Joe Slovo

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communication

The superstition in which we grew up,
Though we may recognize it, does not lose
Its power over us–Not all are free
Who make mock of their chains. – Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

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Superstition

Do not take anything for granted — not one smile or one person or one rainbow or one breath, or one night in your cozy bed. – Terri Guillemets

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Gratitude

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. – Plato

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Knowledge