Quote by Dave Barry
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Beer
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Age
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Internet
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If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a “fix” of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. – Rob Stampfli

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Internet

We have technology, finally, that for the first time in human history allows people to really maintain rich connections with much larger numbers of people. – Pierre Omidyar

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Internet

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. – Author Unknown

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Internet

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Internet

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But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year. – Trishelle Cannatella

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Christmas

The thing you cant let go of is gravity. The reality of gravity in writing. If someone says something really mean in a sitcom, and the next wave isnt a reaction to the reality of that, you start losing relatability. In a lot of romantic comedies, they throw out the rules of life. – Michael Patrick King

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Romantic

Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued. – Socrates

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good

There is a courtesy of the heart it is allied to love. From its springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Love