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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
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The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. – Bill Gates

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Internet

The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of “the familiar letter.” – Author Unknown

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Internet

Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet. – Anon.

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Internet

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. – Andy Grove

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Internet

Random Quotes

The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for nature to follow. Now we just set the clocks an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase. – E.B. White, “Hot Weather,” One Man’s Meat, 1944

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Springtime

For an actor, youre rejected eight or ten times a day. All youve got to sell is yourself. Youre not selling products, theyre not turning down a car, theyre turning you down. Most people cant handle that. Most people are essentially not set up that way. – Barry Corbin

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car

There is a film called A Separation. If you see it playing, go see it. Its beautiful. Its so well written and the acting is amazing. Its one of those films that you would love to be a part of. – Demian Bichir

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amazing

I will open my mouth in a parable
I will utter dark sayings of old.
Things that we have heard and known,
that our fathers told us.
We will not hide them from their children,
but tell it to the coming generations. – Bible

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Storytelling