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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy. – Clement Mok

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Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. – Mitch Kapor, variation of a quote by Jerome Weisner (Getting an education from M

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Internet

The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it. – John Gilmore, 1993

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Internet

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect. – Esther Dyson

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Do not confuse beauty with beautiful. Beautiful is a human judgment. Beauty is All. The difference is everything. – Matthew Fox

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I really believe that beauty comes from health – sensible eating and exercise. – Dita Von Teese

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Ive done a number of readings at poetry lounges in Vancouver and Los Angeles. Ive compiled a book of poetry thats completed, and two others Im working on. – Corin Nemec

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I know Im not a self-indulgent idiot I also know Im not the second coming of Deepak Chopra. If I had believed either of those, or both, as some people do when they get famous, thats when the mental illness arrives. – Elizabeth Gilbert

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