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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts. – Author Unknown

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The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years. – Rupert Murdoch

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Mosaic is the 1990s equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your trip to Florida – painful for everyone but the host. – Steve G. Steinberg

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Internet

The ides of surfing the net — I dont know who called it that — its more like slogging through the net. – Al Di Guido

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Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without education. Education enables a man to get along without the use of his intelligence. – Albert Edward Wiggam

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I saw few die of hunger of eating, a hundred thousand. – Benjamin Franklin

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If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. Its easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well. – Alan Thicke

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Ive learned to think in terms of having a long career. Actors can have very long careers that last until the day we die, but there will be moments when youll feel like youre a failure or when youre disappointed in yourself. – Bryce Dallas Howard

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