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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. – Andy Grove

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Internet

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. – Bill Gates

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Internet

We have technology, finally, that for the first time in human history allows people to really maintain rich connections with much larger numbers of people. – Pierre Omidyar

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Internet

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. – Penn Jillett

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Success is 10% inspiration, 90% last-minute changes. – From a billboard advertisement

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Every person is a God in embryo. Its only desire is to be born. – Deepak Chopra

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I would not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum. – Frances Willard

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True thoughts are those alone which do not understand themselves. – Theodor Adorno

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