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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Dave Barry
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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Dave Barry
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Internet
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A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Internet

The ides of surfing the net — I dont know who called it that — its more like slogging through the net. – Al Di Guido

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Internet

The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years. – Rupert Murdoch

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Internet

After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics. – Denise Caruso, about the Internet

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Internet

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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It is time we passed a balanced budget amendment and return this government to limited spending. – Newt Gingrich

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I know for me the subject of how to be in a relationship is precious and complicated and challenging. – Helen Hunt

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I have no doubt that we will be successful in harnessing the suns energy. If sunbeams were weapons of war, we would have had solar energy centuries ago. – George Porter

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War