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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills. – Author Unknown

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Nowadays, anyone who cannot speak English and is incapable of using the Internet is regarded as backward. – Al-Waleed bin Talal

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The only social networking I did this weekend was with my family. I actually let the battery on my laptop completely die. РBetsy Ca̱as Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com (2009 tweet, @wildthyme)

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Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts. – Author Unknown

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If you become a teacher, by your pupils youll be taught. – Oscar Hammerstein II

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I dont consider Americans bullies, but I do consider the American government bullying. – George Michael

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I dont really go down one path. I wouldnt call myself a Buddhist, or a Catholic or a Christian or a Muslim, or Jewish. I couldnt put myself into any organized faith. – Dean Cain

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I have tender, romantic associations with upstate New York. – Vera Farmiga

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