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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Fishing
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Age
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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Cyberspace: A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation. – William Gibson

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Internet

Science fiction does not remain fiction for long. And certainly not on the Internet. – Vinton Cerf

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Internet

Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Internet

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. – Author Unknown

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If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. – Bruce Barton

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If a relationship is founded on love it doesnt end. – Rosanne Cash

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Her face was her chaperone. – Rupert Hughes

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Sin, guilt, neurosis they are one and the same, the fruit of the tree of knowledge. – Henry Miller

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