Quote by Dave Barry
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Science
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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Age
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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Other Quotes from
Internet
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Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet. – Anon.

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Internet

The Internet is based on a layered, end-to-end model that allows people at each level of the network to innovate free of any central control. By placing intelligence at the edges rather than control in the middle of the network, the Internet has created a platform for innovation. – Vinton Cerf

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Internet

The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of “the familiar letter.” – Author Unknown

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Internet

The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You cant step on it. You cant go around it. Youve got to get through it. – John Evans

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Internet

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Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from life what conservatives seem to be endowed with at birth: namely, a healthy skepticism of the powers of government agencies to do good. – Daniel Patrick Moynihan

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Government

Mountain pose teaches us, literally, how to stand on our own two feet…. teaching us to root ourselves into the earth…. Our bodies become a connection between heaven and earth. – Carol Krucoff

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Yoga

It looks like the futures really bright. – Michael P. Anderson

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Future

My creed is that: Happiness is the only good. The place to be happy is here. The time to be happy is now. The way to be happy is to make others so. – Robert Green Ingersoll

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