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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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Party Invitation
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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Age
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Internet
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URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990s. – Chris Clark

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Internet

The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You cant step on it. You cant go around it. Youve got to get through it. – John Evans

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Internet

The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source. – Benjamin Franklin

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Internet

The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years. – Rupert Murdoch

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Internet

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Wit is the lowest form of humor. – Alexander Pope

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Truth is the glue that holds government together. – Gerald R. Ford

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