Dave Barry's Quote - A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry

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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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The age of technology has both revived the use of writing and provided ever more reasons for its spiritual solace. Emails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. – Anna Quindlen

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Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. – Andrew Brown

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Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy. – Clement Mok

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The only social networking I did this weekend was with my family. I actually let the battery on my laptop completely die. – Betsy CaÃ±as Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com (2009 tweet, @wildthyme)

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The personal life deeply lived always expands into truths beyond itself. – Anais Nin

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No man can cause more grief than that one clinging blindly to the vices of his ancestors. – William Faulkner

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It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you. – Kin Hubbard

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