Quote by Dave Barry
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Trust
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Using Twitter like a dandelion uses the wind… Spreading messages, not exactly knowing where they might go, some taking roots and blossoming, some making a adventurous journey through the air but not falling on fertile ground. So what? A process of beauty and joy. – Detlef Cordes, detlefcordes.org

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Internet

Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance. – Paul Carvel

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Internet

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams

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Internet

YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace. – Author Unknown

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What we did not imagine was a Web of people, but a Web of documents. – Dale Dougherty

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Computers

I think cinema is closer to allegories than to reality. Its closer to our dreams. – Manuel Puig

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It may be that the satisfaction I need depends on my going away, so that when Ive gone and come back, Ill find it at home. – Rumi

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Home

The guns and bombs, the rockets and the warships, all are symbols of human failure. – Lyndon B. Johnson