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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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teen
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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Other Quotes from
Internet
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The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. – Author Unknown

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Internet

The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source. – Benjamin Franklin

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Internet

I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams

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Internet

What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? A URLologist. – Author Unknown

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Internet

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It has long been my belief that in times of great stress, such as a 4-day vacation, the thin veneer of family wears off almost at once, and we are revealed in our true personalities. – Shirley Jackson

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Do you remember any great poet that ever illustrated the higher fields of humanity that did not dignify the use of wine from Homer on down? – James A. McDougall

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A violet dusk slowly deepens, while bits of Tomorrow start sticking to the last pieces of Today. – Dr.SunWolf, 2015 tweet, professorsunwolf.com

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Life and death have been lacking in my life. – Jorge Luis Borges

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