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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organiza

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

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Art
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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cool
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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Science fiction does not remain fiction for long. And certainly not on the Internet. – Vinton Cerf

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Internet

Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation. – Paul Carvel

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Internet

Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Internet

And if we allow science to become politicized, then we are lost. We will enter the Internet version of the dark ages, an era of shifting fears and wild prejudices, transmitted to people who dont know any better. – Michael Crichton

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Internet

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Horse racing is animated roulette. – Roger Kahn

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I promised to empower the taxpayer – instead of a handful of big government union bosses. – Scott Walker

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I think its a tough road if youre a stay-at-home mom, a working mom, if you have a partner, if you dont. Its the best job in the world, and the toughest job in the world all at the same time. – Angela Kinsey

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Its amazing to me that, in the 42 years since President Kennedy signed the Equal Pay Act into law, women today still receive fewer wages than men for the same work. – Mike Honda

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