It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry
Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry