It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry
Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry