Quote by Jeff Ross
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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I think Jersey stands alone, and because Im from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. Ill make fun of what they look like, but Ill never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special. – Jeff Ross

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My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. – Jeff Ross

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TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

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The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably arent. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldnt think… so thats where it kind of is funny. – LeAnn Rimes

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I find it so funny that people find me so interesting. – Britney Spears

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