Jeff Ross's Quote - Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend

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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean. – Jeff Ross

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