I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. – Margaret Cho
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho
Why cant all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why cant we cant we all be considered possible love interests? – Margaret Cho