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Quote by Margaret Cho
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it ons

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho

Other quotes by Margaret Cho

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho

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Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesnt mean it does not exist. – Margaret Cho

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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. – Margaret Cho

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you cant get rid of. – Calvin Trillin

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You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they dont like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiots mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain. – Terry Bradshaw

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The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion. – John Keegan

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