I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho
I cant drag myself away from Final Cut Pro. It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I cant use it. – Margaret Cho
It is tragic that people who are incarcerated are unable to vote. They are probably the most important voices to listen to because they can tell us what we need to change. – Margaret Cho