I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. Thats a straight up Democrat move! – Margaret Cho
I didnt appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. Its never good to add to anybody elses suffering. Its an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of – dealing with dignity. – Margaret Cho
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho
I recoil with horror at the ferociousness of man. Will nations never devise a more rational umpire of differences than force? Are there no means of coercing injustice more gratifying to our nature than a waste of the blood of thousands and of the labor of millions of our fellow creatures? – Thomas Jefferson