Quote by Margaret Cho
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it ons

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho

Other quotes by Margaret Cho

Try to put your happiness before anyone elses, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself. – Margaret Cho

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Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible. – Margaret Cho

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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. – Margaret Cho

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