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I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. -

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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Id like to believe that the people that have supported me in my work or identified with me in films, the people that feel they know me, they do and they dont have misconceptions – they understand. I believe that. – Angelina Jolie

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Theyre right to think that about me, because Im the person most likely to sleep with my female fans, I genuinely love other women. And I think they know that. – Angelina Jolie

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This may sound funny, but as much as the Today show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. Id been happy there. I never went into the bosss office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show! – Jane Pauley

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Very often, I dont make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises. – David Ogden Stiers

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When I was a kid I didnt feel like I fit in because – this is really silly and I probably shouldnt say it, but, I didnt think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didnt think anything was funny. I couldnt laugh. – Courteney Cox

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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

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