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I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. -

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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Ive told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldnt kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are. – Angelina Jolie

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Oh, God, I struggle with low self-esteem all the time! I think everyone does. I have so much wrong with me, its unbelievable! – Angelina Jolie

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All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like whats sexy or cool or tough. – Angelina Jolie

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. – Benjamin Franklin

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Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didnt know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that Im one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar. – John Krasinski

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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

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Its a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyones on heat. Its a strange energy. Its full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music. – Alice Englert

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