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I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. -

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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I think all women go through periods where we hate this about ourselves, we dont like that. Its great to get to a place where you dismiss anything youre worried about. I find flaws attractive. I find scars attractive. – Angelina Jolie

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Ive told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldnt kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are. – Angelina Jolie

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I dont think the money people in Hollywood have ever thought I was normal, but I am dedicated to my work and thats what counts. – Angelina Jolie

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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. Bridesmaids is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as Bad Teacher. – Chris Pratt

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In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think thats funny. – Leighton Meester

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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information. – Ted Allen

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Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that its going to collapse on his head. – Rufus Sewell

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My grandfather, along with Carnegie, was a pioneer in philanthropy, which my father then practiced on a very large scale. – David Rockefeller

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Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying. – Ingmar Bergman

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