Quote by Angelina Jolie
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. -

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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I dont think the money people in Hollywood have ever thought I was normal, but I am dedicated to my work and thats what counts. – Angelina Jolie

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What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and were chatting away, nice to see you. – Anthony Holden

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A womans mind is cleaner than a mans: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford

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At school I was very shy. I wasnt funny really. – Michel Gondry

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