Quote by Margaret Cho
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything rac

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho

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I cant drag myself away from Final Cut Pro. It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I cant use it. – Margaret Cho

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We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves. – Margaret Cho

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