My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho
People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in. – Margaret Cho
It is tragic that people who are incarcerated are unable to vote. They are probably the most important voices to listen to because they can tell us what we need to change. – Margaret Cho
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. Thats a straight up Democrat move! – Margaret Cho