Quote by Margaret Cho
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything rac

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho

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Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesnt mean it does not exist. – Margaret Cho

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Try to put your happiness before anyone elses, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself. – Margaret Cho

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We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves. – Margaret Cho

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