Quote by Margaret Cho
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything rac

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho

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People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in. – Margaret Cho

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Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. Thats a straight up Democrat move! – Margaret Cho

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Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. – Margaret Cho

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