Quote by Margaret Cho
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything rac

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho

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Try to put your happiness before anyone elses, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself. – Margaret Cho

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I didnt appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. Its never good to add to anybody elses suffering. Its an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of – dealing with dignity. – Margaret Cho

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