My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho
We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves. – Margaret Cho
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho
Why cant all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why cant we cant we all be considered possible love interests? – Margaret Cho
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles. – Audrey Hepburn