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Quote by Margaret Cho
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything rac

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho

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I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho

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People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in. – Margaret Cho

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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. – Margaret Cho

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