My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho
People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in. – Margaret Cho
Try to put your happiness before anyone elses, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself. – Margaret Cho
Its good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. – Margaret Cho