Marlon Wayans's Quote - If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because

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If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans

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I dont think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that Im a young rookie with a veterans skill. – Marlon Wayans

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Success is not a destination, but the road that youre on. Being successful means that youre working hard and walking your walk every day. You can only live your dream by working hard towards it. Thats living your dream. – Marlon Wayans

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Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working. – Marlon Wayans

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