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If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans

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Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in society. If there wasnt comedy I dont know if Obama could have ever become president. – Marlon Wayans

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Humor
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Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you arent funny, they arent laughing. They dont care who you are. – Marlon Wayans

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funny
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life. – Piper Perabo

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funny

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information. – Ted Allen

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funny

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, its OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink. – Karl Lagerfeld

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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny

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