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Quote by Marlon Wayans
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans

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I dont think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that Im a young rookie with a veterans skill. – Marlon Wayans

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Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you arent funny, they arent laughing. They dont care who you are. – Marlon Wayans

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Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in society. If there wasnt comedy I dont know if Obama could have ever become president. – Marlon Wayans

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