Quote by Marlon Wayans
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans

Other quotes by Marlon Wayans

Success is not a destination, but the road that youre on. Being successful means that youre working hard and walking your walk every day. You can only live your dream by working hard towards it. Thats living your dream. – Marlon Wayans

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Success
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Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but hes so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. Hes humble. – Marlon Wayans

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amazing
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funny
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I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage… funny how life works out like that. – Rachel Roy

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funny

Its funny how most activists are pacifists. – Craig Bruce

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funny

Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I dont look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny. – Candace Bushnell

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funny

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. – Zach Galifianakis

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funny

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He was a common man expanded into giant proportions; well acquainted with the people, he placed his hand on the beating pulse of the nation, judged of its disease and was ready with a remedy. – Joshua Speed

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Im very open to dating and finding a guy. – Kristin Cavallari

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dating

By all means use some time to be alone. – Edward Young

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alone

Ten thousand pounds is the legal value of a negligently taken life, of a child or a parent. A cold and somewhat mean-spirited calculation: you would do better if you slipped on a paving-stone and broke a front tooth. – Nina Bawden

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legal