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If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans

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Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but hes so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. Hes humble. – Marlon Wayans

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Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the publics desire for him to be funny simply because hes so good at it. – Ben Stiller

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I would like to do something modern and possibly funny. – Dan Stevens

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I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life. – Lalu Prasad Yadav

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

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Although Im Australian, I find myself much more in sympathy with the Austrian version! – David Chalmers

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