If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you arent funny, they arent laughing. They dont care who you are. – Marlon Wayans
Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but hes so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. Hes humble. – Marlon Wayans
I dont think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that Im a young rookie with a veterans skill. – Marlon Wayans