If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you arent funny, they arent laughing. They dont care who you are. – Marlon Wayans
Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but hes so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. Hes humble. – Marlon Wayans
Im good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue. – Marlon Wayans
Girls, like men, want to be petted, pitied, and made much of, when they are diffident, in low spirits, or in unrequited love. These are services which the weak cannot render to the strong and which the strong will not render to the weak, except when there is also a difference of sex. – George Bernard Shaw