If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. – Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. – Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle
You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle
Id rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.Id rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. – Milton Berle
Nature is sanative, refining, elevating. How cunningly she hides every wrinkle of her inconceivable antiquity under roses, and violets, and morning dew! Every inch of the mountains is scarred by unimaginable convulsions, yet the new day is purple with the bloom of youth and love. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Progress of Culture”