Committee–a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. – Milton Berle
Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle
If oppurtunity doesnt knock, build a door. – Milton Berle
Id rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.Id rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. – Milton Berle
You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle
Experience is what you have after youve forgotten her name. – Milton Berle
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. – Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle
