Quote by Julia Sweeney
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course thats where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. – Julia Sweeney

Other quotes by Julia Sweeney

I think one of the basic tasks in life – one of the nice things we can do for each other – is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. – Julia Sweeney

Category:
funny
Read Quote

To a certain extent I am taking a leap of faith. Im adding up the evidence on either side, and Im seeing the evidence of there not being a God is overwhelming compared to the evidence for there being a God. – Julia Sweeney

Category:
Faith
Read Quote

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit… Santa, who was jolly – but, lets face it, he was also very judgmental. – Julia Sweeney

Category:
Family
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

I dont mean to be funny. – Yogi Berra

Category:
funny

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

Category:
funny

Its funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? Ive got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. – Jeff Bridges

Category:
funny

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-respect. – George Bernard Shaw

Category:
Self-Respect

If, on occasion, the knowledge brought by science leads to an unhappy end, this is not to the discredit of science but is rather an indication of an imperfect ability to use wisely the gifts placed within our hands. – Polykarp Kusch

Category:
Knowledge

Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are over. – Bella Abzug

Category:
Equality

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the passing, we have arrived. – Knut Hamsun

Category:
Letters