Quote by Julia Sweeney
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course thats where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. – Julia Sweeney

Other quotes by Julia Sweeney

To a certain extent I am taking a leap of faith. Im adding up the evidence on either side, and Im seeing the evidence of there not being a God is overwhelming compared to the evidence for there being a God. – Julia Sweeney

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Faith
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Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit… Santa, who was jolly – but, lets face it, he was also very judgmental. – Julia Sweeney

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Family
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funny
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I dont think my judgment is that good. I dont know what is funny. – Jerry Stiller

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funny

The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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funny

The funny thing is people wont let me pay for things. Ill be in a restaurant and the manager will say, Oh no, its on the house. – Richard Branson

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funny

I think serial monogamy says it all. – Tracey Ullman

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funny

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design