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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

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Imagination
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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. – Joe Rogan

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alone
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and dont hang around with psycho coke fiends. – Joe Rogan

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Keep your sense of humor, my friend if you dont have a sense of humor it just isnt funny anymore. – Wavy Gravy

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Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings

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Example is leadership. – Albert Schweitzer

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