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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont kno

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. – Joe Rogan

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

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