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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. – Joe Rogan

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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