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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I h

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Theres nothing wrong with the car except that its on fire. – Murray Walker

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I was 16 years old, driving to LA, and sleeping in my car, just trying to make it happen. – Nick Cannon

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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Growing up in the Midwest, people dont drive Porsches and Ferraris. They drive Fords and Chevys. And so even if you have the opportunity to buy a more expensive car, it doesnt occur to you because its not what you relate to. – Luke Perry

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There is much to support the view that it is clothes that wear us and not we them; we may make them take the mould of arm or breast, but they would mould our hearts, our brains, our tongues to their liking. – Virginia Woolf

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