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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I h

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I quit after a bad car accident. The thing about boxing is that you can be a star for five or six years, but when you go back to the old life, its tough. – Olivier Martinez

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I dont want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative. – Andy Milonakis

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The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible. – Gore Vidal

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Im like, Would you be the person in the room that would boo when Dylan went electric? I know I wouldnt. Or are you the person that left The Beatles after She Loves You, or Drive My Car? You werent on board for Revolution 9 or Day In The Life, were you? – Regina Spektor

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My view is that marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman. Thats the position Ive had for some time, and I dont intend to make any adjustments at this point… Or ever, by the way. – Mitt Romney

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The future is no place to place your better days. – Dave Matthews

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