Steven Wright's Quote - I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I h

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I h

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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I am a horrible visual artist. I cant fix a car, sew, knit, cook, etc. Statistically, there is more I dont do than do. – Carrie Brownstein

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Im carded for R-rated movies. And I get talked down to a lot. When I try to go rent a car or buy an airplane ticket or other stuff adults do, I get Okaaaaaay, honey. I remember when I was 18, getting crayons in a restaurant. – Kristen Bell

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