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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I h

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I prefer to sing in the shower vs. the car. The shower is just steam, you know, its just you, and nature, and no clothing. You know, theres nothing separating you. Its just you, and the voice – you, and the water. – Jacob Lusk

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A lot of fun stuff happens when you go out on a bike compared to when youre in a car. Youre more in the environment. Its enjoyable. Even when Its raining Its still fun. – Stone Gossard

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After wrestling with myself for six months, I began medical treatment. During that time I started a band with some friends of mine called Jacks Car, but that didnt last. – Jack Irons

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Man, coaching is a hard job, and it requires a lot of time… I hear stories from coaches who tell me that players call them in the middle of the night not knowing where they parked their car. – Joe Montana

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Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics, even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal operation. – Tennessee Williams, “The Rose Tattoo”

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Ive got tremendous respect for different cultures, for the food and everything. – Ian Rush

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