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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I h

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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car
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I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, Marc Jacobs! in a French accent. – Marc Jacobs

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Design is important, its an important dimension in the car. Its not the only one. – Carlos Ghosn

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On the average, I dont spend more than 15 minutes in the car – to go to the golf course or the gym. And thats the only time I listen to the radio. – Dweezil Zappa

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I have a 6-year-old, and his thing is to turn on Radio Disney in the car, and I get such an allergic reaction to listening to that music and the context into which it falls. Im really working on him about that. – Aimee Mann

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First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Theres no doubt that usually a presidents public image is enhanced by going to war. That never did appeal to me. – Jimmy Carter

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To understand any living thing, you must, so to say, creep within and feel the beating of its heart. – W. Macneile Dixon

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Once the cry and the cause of a generation of progressives to make America safer, fairer and cleaner, regulation is now a dirty word in our politics. Even Democrats are quick to talk about cutting regulations Republicans hate them with – how to put it? – evangelical fervor. – Jon Meacham

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