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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I h

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Its like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. – E. L. Doctorow

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The same things weve done the past couple of seasons. Weve worked on the engine and clutch. Well try and pick up the performance and consistency of the car and go back out there. – Larry Dixon

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Well, Ive been in a few car wrecks. – Dave Matthews

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I dont have an interest in any car that isnt good for the environment, other than maybe an aesthetic quality in a picture book. – Emile Hirsch

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Remember that God under the Law ordained a Lamb to be offered up to Him every Morning and Evening. – Thomas Ken

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If we wish our states growth to continue, then our future will increasingly be with industries that require a highly skilled and technically proficient workforce. – Jay Weatherill

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