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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I h

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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See, what youre meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, arent you? Well, Ive always had fast cars. Its not that. Its the fear that youre past your best. Its the fear that the stuff youve done in the past is your best work. – Robbie Coltrane

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Its that I dont like white paper backgrounds. A woman does not live in front of white paper. She lives on the street, in a motor car, in a hotel room. – Helmut Newton

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Thats when it really came together for me that I was in a Bond film, to have my own spy car! – Rick Yune

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I take cabs if I need to get somewhere or I take car service. I dont drive, I wouldnt mind riding a bike… People think that because you become an entertainer you gotta have this rock star thug image. Im an artist, man. Im going to live like an artist. – ASAP Rocky

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Architecture is to make us know and remember who we are. – Sir Geoffrey Jellicoe

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Im like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath. – Fred Shero

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Faith activates God – Fear activates the Enemy. – Joel Osteen

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