Quote by Steven Wright
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I h

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Money
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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You cant show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car. – Doris Roberts

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car

For an actor, youre rejected eight or ten times a day. All youve got to sell is yourself. Youre not selling products, theyre not turning down a car, theyre turning you down. Most people cant handle that. Most people are essentially not set up that way. – Barry Corbin

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car

We talked about many issues, like welfare, is it the way of life or hand up? Talked about size of government, how much should it tax families and small businesses? And when we left that lunch, we got in the car and I looked over at Chuck and said, Ill be damned. were Republicans. – Susana Martinez

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car

Because Im a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when Im rolling through a ghetto neighbourhood. – Coolio

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car

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It is all one to me if a man comes from Sing Sing Prison or Harvard. We hire a man, not his history. – Malcolm Forbes

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I think that ones art is a growth inside one. I do not think one can explain growth. It is silent and subtle. One does not keep digging up a plant to see how it grows. – Emily Carr

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Art

The lot is cast into the heap, but the whole disposing there of is of the Lord. – Bible

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My first three years of high school, I wasnt that cool. – Jonathan Bennett

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