Steven Wright's Quote - Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

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Theres always an article coming out, saying, The new thing is funny women! – Lena Dunham

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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. – Rachael Ray

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Im constantly learning, and that is the greatest gift of life in my opinion – to always be learning and growing. – Kristin Chenoweth

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I dont agree with all-male leaderships. Men cannot be left to run things on their own. I think its a thoroughly bad thing to have a men-only leadership. – Harriet Harman

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Our passions are the true phoenixes; when the old one is burnt out, a new one rises from its ashes. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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