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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Food
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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car
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Other Quotes from
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Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

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funny

But with comedy its a simple premise. If its funny, people laugh. If its not, they dont. – Steve Coogan

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funny

Funny People is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though its a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didnt feel like I was playing myself. Whether its a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible. – Jonah Hill

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funny

Trust is hard to come by. Thats why my circle is small and tight. Im kind of funny about making new friends. – Eminem

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funny

Random Quotes

Im still very professional about my fitness. I stay in trim as I always did. – Peter Shilton

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fitness

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. – Richard Brinsley Sheridan

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Imagination

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams

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Advertising

My little dog — a heartbeat at my feet. – Edith Wharton

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Dogs