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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Perspective
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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legal
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Food
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Other Quotes from
funny
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It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you cant ask for much more. – Shawn Johnson

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funny

One lion thinks its just hilarious to tackle us. Hes very funny about it… and we always know when it will happen. – Tippi Hedren

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funny

I appreciate humor so much, but Im actually not a funny girl. – Emmanuelle Chriqui

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funny

I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny. – Erica Jong

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funny

I am only 33, Ive got a lot to do. This is the first half of my career. Im looking forward to the future and Im proud about the past. – Ice Cube

Category:
Future

Firemen never die, they just burn forever in the hearts of the people whose lives they saved. – Susan Diane Murphree

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Firefighter Thanks

I like that the art world isnt regulated. – Jerry Saltz

Category:
Art