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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York Im recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris its not as commonplace to be recognized. – Marc Jacobs

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funny

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. – Bill Cosby

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funny

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. – Jo Brand

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funny

I dont write literary fiction – I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today. – Jennifer Weiner

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funny

Random Quotes

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. – Author Unknown

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Humility

Practice, practice, practice until you eventually get numb on rejections. – Brian Klemmer

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Practice

When I was a teen, I thought I would have to choose between my writing or my music or my art, but it turns out its a difficult juggling game but I can do all of them. – Maggie Stiefvater

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teen

The time for action is now. Its never too late to do something. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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