Steven Wright's Quote - Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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Its unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now theyre like a baby – its not so funny. – Michael Haneke

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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P. J. ORourke

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My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadnt gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. – Ian Hislop

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Im schizophrenic, and so am I. – Oscar Levant

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