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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. Im afraid it did. – Bette Davis

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Some of the writers I admire who seem very, very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind, as does David Sedaris. When they write, the reader thinks that theyre being trusted as a friend. – Sloane Crosley

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Most of the gaffes Ive made have not been funny – theyve been stupid. – Jim Lehrer

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Adultery – which is the only grounds for divorce in New York – is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage. – Allan Sherman

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