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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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People always ask me, Were you funny as a child? Well, no, I was an accountant. – Ellen DeGeneres

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I really love Soapdish. I wish Soapdish had more of a moment because I felt that that is a really strong, funny movie. Kevin Kline is hilarious in that movie. – Elisabeth Shue

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Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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