Steven Wright's Quote - Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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How young can you die of old age? – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill whats funny in the joke. – Richard Russo

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People forget how outcast They Might Be Giants can be. They have a reputation for writing really deft, funny, clever melodies, and they also make a lot of music for kids, which is terrific, but when you see them in concert, they can rock the house. – John Hodgman

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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

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Always remember your kids name. Always remember where you put your kid. Dont let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. – Amy Poehler

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