Steven Wright's Quote - Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright

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