Steven Wright's Quote - Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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Hollywoods just not funny. – Chris Rock

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Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

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I dont really necessarily think Im a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I dont feel Im the best at doing. – Seann William Scott

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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As long as you as an individual… can convince yourself that in order to move forward as best you can you have to be optimistic, you can be described as one of the faithful, one of those people who can say, Well, look, somethings going to happen! Lets just keep trying. Lets not give up. – Tom Hanks

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I was at the Olympic Games winning medals and I still doubted my image. I doubted what I looked like. Thats sad. – Shawn Johnson

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Every day is intense and alive, whether its travel, work, even down time, which there is so little of. – Josh Lucas

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Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. – Voltaire

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