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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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car
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Steven Wright
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Mae West

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. – Bill Maher

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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funny

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. – Stephen Dorff

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Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them. – Charlie Sheen

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I just thought it could make a really cool movie. Its not that its just a buddy comedy but its all about two guys hating each other and towards the end theyre good friends. I liked that these two guys were best friends from the very beginning, and theyre crazy. – Sean William Scott

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What the government has to do, if it wants to govern for any length of time, is it must appeal primarily to the third parties in the House of Commons to get them to support it. – Stephen Harper

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