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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group. – Shirin Ebadi

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Its funny to be a critic. – Leslie Fiedler

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For years, its driven me crazy that women dont have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt… misogynist streak is too strong a term – but a dismissiveness. – Paul Feig

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Its funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown. – Reba McEntire

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Ive got to have a place where I can find peace of mind. – Princess of Wales Diana

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I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K. Jerome

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I have inspiration and feelings of being alive most every day I live. – Judy Collins

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Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. – E.P. Powell

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