Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright
Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright
This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy