Steven Wright's Quote - Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and its funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have. – Hoda Kotb

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I find it very easy playing Bond. I think hes hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations. – Daniel Craig

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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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Nothings funny about someone whos successful. – Drew Carey

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