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Whats another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. – Cathy Guisewite

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Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records werent about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that. – Ice Cube

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Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. – Jerry Stiller

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