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Quote by Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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Humorous
Author
Fred Allen
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Fred Allen
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Those who knew Lincoln described him as an extraordinarily funny man. Humor was an essential aspect of his temperament. He laughed, he explained, so he did not weep. – Doris Kearns Goodwin

Category:
Humor

I dont have a very quick sense of humor. – Florenz Ziegfeld

Category:
Humor

Total absence of humor renders life impossible. – Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Category:
Humor

Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor. – John Lithgow

Category:
Humor

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