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Quote by Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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Fred Allen
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

Category:
Graduation
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Fred Allen
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Philip Larkin has a tough honesty and sense of humor that I find irresistible, as a contemporary poet. – Robert Morgan

Category:
Humor

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic. – Barbet Schroeder

Category:
Humor

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humor

Humor is just another defense against the universe. – Mel Brooks

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom. – Author Unknown

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Custodian Thanks

One of the reasons people stop learning is that they become less and less willing to risk failure. – John W. Gardner

Category:
Failure

I think theres a future where the Web and print coexist and they each do things uniquely and complement each other, and we have what could be the ultimate and best-yet array of journalistic venues. – Dave Eggers

Category:
Future

The surest sign of age is loneliness. – Annie Dillard

Category:
Age