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All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Fred Allen
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor

The script was just the best Id read in a long time and I love the humor, which I wasnt expecting, and I like the fact that my six year old daughter can see the show without being, you know, protected from it. – Stephen Collins

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Humor

You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button. – Mel Karmazin

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Humor

Ill do humor about myself, Ill poke fun and everything, but thats me and I can do it to me. I think its cruel to do it to somebody else. – Delta Burke

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Humor

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I have a lack of fear, whereas in the past the fear of failure was a powerful motivator. Anyway, I have great expectations for the future, but I just dont know if Im the monarch of all I survey. – Sylvester Stallone

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If I can help and influence girls who are going through body-image issues then I think thats amazing. – Kate Upton

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How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares, were there a danger of their coming true! – Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts

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