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Quote by Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
Author
Fred Allen
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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

Category:
Party Invitation
Author
Fred Allen
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

Category:
Religion
Author
Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976. – Cathy Guisewite

Category:
Humor

Ive never met a person who has more integrity than my husband. I respect that. Theres his humor and intelligence, too, and hes really cute, all those things – but if you dont respect your partner, youll get sick of him. – Michelle Pfeiffer

Category:
Humor

But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something. – Dabney Coleman

Category:
Humor

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

You put a song on the record or on tape and you stop singing it. You just dont sit around and sing it anymore unless youre performing. Thats kind of sad. – Rick Danko

Category:
sad

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life. – Samuel Goldwyn

Category:
Fear

I can deal with people who watch me on stage but I am not good in communicating with people any other way than through my work. – Henry Rollins

Category:
work

Obscurity brings safety. – Aesop

Category:
Obscurity