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All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

Category:
Society
Author
Fred Allen
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

Category:
dad
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Fred Allen
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor. – Rod Stewart

Category:
Humor

But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it. – Seth Grahame-Smith

Category:
Humor

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura

Category:
Humor

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. Its the same qualities I require from a man. – Catherine Deneuve

Category:
Humor

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I wouldnt say Im normal. But Im relatively stable. When I think of normal, I think of mediocrity, and mediocrity scares the f— out of me. – Gillian Anderson

Category:
Ordinary

Education then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great equalizer of the conditions of men, the balance-wheel of the social machinery. – Horace Mann

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Education

If they can prove that I am wrong by that time, I will give it up to their wisdom, but not after to any ones judgment, till I see the end of another year for the Lord will begin with a new century and I will see what he will do, before I will hearken to any mans judgment. – Joanna Southcott

Category:
Wisdom

Hope of ill gain is the beginning of loss. – Democritus

Category:
Hope