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Quote by Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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Fred Allen
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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Fred Allen
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Humor
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I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character. – Suzanne Vega

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Humor

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. – Virginia Woolf

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Humor

If youre that hypersensitive about color and dont have a sense of humor, dont marry out of your race. – Laura Schlessinger

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Humor

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. – A. Whitney Brown

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Humor

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That deed which in our guilt we today call weakness, will appear tomorrow as an essential link in the complete chain of Man. – Kahlil Gibran

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Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps, down new roads, armed with nothing but their own vision. – Ayn Rand

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War had always seemed to me to be a purely human behavior. Accounts of warlike behavior date back to the very first written records of human history it seemed to be an almost universal characteristic of human groups. – Jane Goodall

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Well the country songs themselves are three-chord stories, ballads which are mostly sad. If you are already feeling sorry for yourself when you listen to them they will take you to an even sadder place. – Willie Nelson

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sad