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Quote by Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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Fred Allen
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Time
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Fred Allen
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, theyre going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might not like that book quite as much. – Janet Evanovich

Category:
Humor

Probably it is impossible for humor to be ever a revolutionary weapon. Candide can do little more than generate irony. – Lionel Trilling

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Humor

I think Ive learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and from your heart – and I think a healthy sense of humor doesnt hurt either. – Dorothea Benton Frank

Category:
Humor

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. – Jennifer Jones

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Humor

Random Quotes

Silence is an ornament for women. – Sophocles

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Women

For me, Im not a jealous person. Thats just not my thing. You have to have trust in your relationship. – Fergie

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relationship

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings

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Dogs

As parents, grandparents, uncles and aunts we need to start getting out into nature with the young people in our lives. Families play a key role in getting kids outside. – David Suzuki

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Nature