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Quote by Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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Fred Allen
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Time
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Comedy is a tragedy plus time. – Carol Burnett

Category:
Humor

One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool. – Chinese Proverb

Category:
Humor

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectators place and laugh at his own misfortune. – Bert Williams

Category:
Humor

People with no humor, theyre outta my life. – Patti LaBelle

Category:
Humor

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Beauty cant amuse you, but brainwork – reading, writing, thinking – can. – Helen Gurley Brown

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If we justify war, it is because all peoples always justify the traits of which they find themselves possessed, not because war will bear an objective examination of its merits. – Ruth Benedict

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When we talk of freedom and opportunity for all nations, the mocking paradoxes in our own society become so clear they can no longer be ignored. – Wendell Willkie

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There are no shortcuts in life – only those we imagine. – Frank Leahy

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