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Quote by Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

Category:
Puns
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Fred Allen
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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

Category:
Party Invitation
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Fred Allen
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Humor

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

Category:
Humor

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than Americas and juicier than Britains. I think its a cross between the two of them, really. – Scott Thompson

Category:
Humor

Humor results when society says you cant scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. – Tom Walsh

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

Personally, I like two types of men – domestic and foreign. – Mae West

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I love home cooking, and Im not a great one for fast food. – Bear Grylls

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I have found little that is good about human beings on the whole. In my experience most of them are trash, no matter whether they publicly subscribe to this or that ethical doctrine or to none at all. That is something that you cannot say aloud, or perhaps even think. – Sigmund Freud

Category:
Experience

Is it not careless to become too local when there are four hundred billion stars in our galaxy alone. – A. R. Ammons

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alone