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All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

Category:
Society
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Fred Allen
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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
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Fred Allen
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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

Category:
Party Invitation
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Puns are a form of humor with words. – Guillermo Cabrera Infante

Category:
Humor

Its odd how violence and humor so often go together, isnt it? – Dan Simmons

Category:
Humor

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross. – Shawn Wayans

Category:
Humor

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. – Sid Caesar

Category:
Humor

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If you have abandoned one faith, do not abandon all faith. There is always an alternative to the faith we lose. Or is it the same faith under another mask? – Graham Greene

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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. – Bill Vaughan

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USA Patriotic

The go-between wears out a thousand sandals. – Japanese Proverb

Category:
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A psychotic is a guy whos just found out whats going on. – William S. Burroughs

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