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All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

Category:
Society
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Fred Allen
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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
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Fred Allen
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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

Category:
Fear
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. Whats life without a sense of humor? – Mayer Hawthorne

Category:
Humor

If golf wasnt enjoyable and there wasnt a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it. – Ray Romano

Category:
Humor

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. Its a pretty easy audience, and thats been around for ages. – Selma Blair

Category:
Humor

Any man who has had the job Ive had and didnt have a sense of humor wouldnt still be here. – Harry S. Truman

Category:
Humor

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Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: theres always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires. – Marcelene Cox

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Family

A number of cases have been reported in which a dying individual has a vision of a person about whose death he or she did not know. – Stanislav Grof

Category:
Death

Where do you go to get anorexia? – Shelley Winters

Category:
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I actually dont think that Im that much smarter than anybody else. Its just that I frequently just seem to know what to do, and I think thats wisdom. – Benjamin Carson

Category:
Wisdom