Quote by Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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funny
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I always felt different as a kid, and the Kinks were like, Yeah, were the Kinks. Celebrate your difference dont be afraid of your sense of humor, or your personality, or who you are. It emboldened me. – Michael Weatherly

Category:
Humor

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. – William Temple

Category:
Humor

I dont think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I dont want to be a part of a show where its mostly about coming up with the jokes. – Sherilyn Fenn

Category:
Humor

All my jobs have been with food in one way or another since 1948. My parents were in the hotel business, and I just loved the warm hearted people who worked so hard with such good humor. – Graham Kerr

Category:
Humor

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If you expect the blessings of God, be kind to His people. – Abu Bakr

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