All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen