All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen