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Quote by Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

Category:
Graduation
Author
Fred Allen
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

Category:
Puns
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Fred Allen
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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Using no control and using humor will build a relationship and make a dent to where the client puts the counselor in their quality world and then begins to relate and seek out the counselor. Effective therapy begins with the acceptance of the therapist into the clients quality world. – William Glasser

Category:
Humor

A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage. – Chris Rock

Category:
Humor

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humor

Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, Im consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the Delete option and restraining orders were invented. – Richard Roeper

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

Only the poet has any right to be sorry for the poor, if he has anything to spare when he has thought of the dull, commonplace rich. – William Bolitho

Category:
Poetry

We will see a breakdown of the family and family values if we decide to approve same-sex marriage, and if we decide to establish homosexuality as an acceptable alternative lifestyle with all the benefits that go with equating it with the heterosexual lifestyle. – Jerry Falwell

Category:
Family

The attitude is we live and let live. This is actually an amazing change in values in a rather short time and its an example of freedom from religion. – Tom Wolfe

Category:
amazing

To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist — the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with ones vinegar. – Oscar Wilde

Category:
Cooking, Culinary