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Quote by Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. - Fr

All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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Humorous
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Fred Allen
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Fred Allen
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Humor does not diminish the pain – it makes the space around it get bigger. – Allen Klein

Category:
Humor

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. – Virginia Woolf

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Humor

I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. – William Gilmore Simms

Category:
Humor

Lesbian humor isnt trying to sell anything, it doesnt have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act if it werent, more women would do it. – Kate Clinton

Category:
Humor

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He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature. – Socrates

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Dont dig your grave with your knife and fork. – English Proverb

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One whose knowledge is confined to books and whose wealth is in the possession of others, can use neither his knowledge nor wealth when the need for them arises. – Chanakya

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The road leading to a goal does not separate you from the destination; it is essentially a part of it. – Charles DeLint

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