Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings
Theres lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they havent got time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
Dont mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs. – Josh Billings