Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings