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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings

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It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings

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It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings

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The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it aint gout. – Josh Billings

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My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore

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A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals. – Source Unknown

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Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing. – Source Unknown

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Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-laws peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. – Source Unknown

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You should tell yourself frequently I will only react to constructive suggestions. This gives you positive ammunition against your own negative thoughts and those of others. – Jane Roberts

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