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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings

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It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings

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The rich never have to seek out their relatives. – Italian Proverb

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