Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it aint gout. – Josh Billings