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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings

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Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. – Josh Billings

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I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. – Josh Billings

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A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals. – Source Unknown

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The rich never have to seek out their relatives. – Italian Proverb

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