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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings

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Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings

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It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings

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Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-laws peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. – Source Unknown

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My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore

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An advantage of poverty, your relatives gain nothing by your death. – Proverb

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Relatives

Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing. – Source Unknown

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. – Mahatma Gandhi

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