Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldnt be any fun living in it, or profit. – Josh Billings
Theres a great power in words, if you dont hitch too many of them together. – Josh Billings
And this President wakes up every morning, looks out across America and is proud to announce, It could be worse. It could be worse? Is that what it means to be an American? It could be worse? Of course not. What defines us as Americans is our unwavering conviction that we know it must be better. – Mitt Romney