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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings

Other quotes by Josh Billings

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings

Category:
God
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Josh Billings
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The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. – Josh Billings

Category:
Fear
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Other Quotes from
Relatives
category

Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing. – Source Unknown

Category:
Relatives

Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-laws peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. – Source Unknown

Category:
Relatives

An advantage of poverty, your relatives gain nothing by your death. – Proverb

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Relatives

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. – Hubert Humphrey

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Relatives

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A coward is one who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs. – Ambrose Bierce

Category:
Cowardice/Weakness

Profit and morality are a hard combination to beat. – Hubert Humphrey

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Profit

A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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Puns

Courage to continue comes from deeper sources than outward results. – Kenneth L. Pike

Category:
Courage