Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way. – Josh Billings
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings