Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. – Josh Billings
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. – Josh Billings