Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. – Josh Billings
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they cant tell the truth without lying. – Josh Billings
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. – Josh Billings
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they cant tell the truth without lying. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings