Relatives

The rich never have to seek out their relatives. – Italian Proverb

An advantage of poverty, your relatives gain nothing by your death. – Proverb

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. – Hubert Humphrey

Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-laws peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. – Source Unknown

A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals. – Source Unknown

Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing. – Source Unknown