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A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funera

A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals. – Source Unknown

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When a woman wants a man and lusts after him, the lover need not bother to conjure up opportunities, for she will find more in an hour than we men could think of in a century. – Source Unknown

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Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing. – Source Unknown

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