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A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals. – Source Unknown

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Never celebrate until you are really out of the woods. They might be behind the last tree. – Source Unknown

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Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. – Source Unknown

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