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A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals. – Source Unknown

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The end is never as satisfying as the journey. To have achieved everything but to have done so without integrity and excitement is to have achieved nothing. – Source Unknown

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When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine wont ask me about my arthritis! – Source Unknown

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Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing. – Source Unknown

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Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-laws peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. – Source Unknown

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