I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. – Josh Billings
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. – Josh Billings

I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. – Josh Billings
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings