I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. – Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings

I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. – Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldnt be any fun living in it, or profit. – Josh Billings
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm. – Josh Billings