When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. – Josh Billings
With a lot of hair and make-up then Im possibly, remotely attractive. But its rare, I dont think Im ugly but Im nothing particularly special. Im not a yoga and health girl. I dont exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails. – Lisa Marie Presley
The world does not need tourists who ride by in a bus clucking their tongues. The world as it is needs those who will love it enough to change it, with what they have, where they are. – Robert Fulghum