A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry