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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of

A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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Expectation
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Woody Allen
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Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen

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Sunset
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Woody Allen
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Comedy
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My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife. – Edwina Currie, quoted in The Observer, 1987 February 15th

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Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. – Author Unknown

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Lust seeks stimulation in pain. – Michel de Montaigne, 1500s #s&m

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Sex

Because her instinct has told her, or because she has been reliably informed, the faded virgin knows that the supreme joys are not for her; she knows by a process of the intellect; but she can feel her deprivation no more than the young mother can feel the hardship of the virgins lot. – Arnold Bennett

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Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. – Gordon B. Hinckley

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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. Its not enough, but it helps. – Dick Gregory

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Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesnt try it on. – Billy Connolly

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And they were writing scripts where Christine had hit the glass ceiling. And I always thought Christine would never hit the glass ceiling. I thought her dreams would take her. Maybe her dreams wouldnt take her where she wanted, but she still had her dreams. – Sharon Gless

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