Quote by Woody Allen
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of

A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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funny
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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Maturity
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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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Philosophy
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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Flies spread disease — keep yours zipped. – Author Unknown

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Lust seeks stimulation in pain. – Michel de Montaigne, 1500s #s&m

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If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, Id decline. Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order, Id reply, so I can go on drinking and smoking! – Luis Bunuel

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Jesus claimed He had the power to raise himself from the dead and His followers would be raised from the dead. Thats a unique claim in the literature of religion. – Josh McDowell

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A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself. – Jim Morrison

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Once the attacks occur, as we learned on Sept. 11, it is too late. It makes little sense to deprive ourselves of an important, and legal, means to detect and prevent terrorist attacks while we are still in the middle of a fight to the death with al Qaeda. – John Yoo

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