I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner
Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner
Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
Flowers have an expression of countenance as much as men or animals. Some seem to smile; some have a sad expression; some are pensive and diffident; others again are plain, honest and upright, like the broad-faced sunflower and the hollyhock. – Henry Ward Beecher, Star Papers: A Discourse of Flowers