I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
Millions of [the indigenous peoples of India] have lived to an advanced age, without having tasted of any thing that ever possessed life, and been wholly free from a chain of maladies, which have scourged every civilized nation on the globe… – “Food,” The Medical Adviser, and Guide to Health and Long Life, edited by Alex.